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Song Parodies -> "The Five Percenters"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin the Suburbs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ben Folds

Parody Song Title:

"The Five Percenters"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

[[1st Verse:]]
Let me tell ya'll what is like
Livin' in a world full of lies
Lyin' white folks making up stuff
Allah's supreme wisdom lessons
Sham-Wow!

[[2nd Verse:]]
There's Allah the Father, 13X
Mistaught subjects and flawed concepts
Teaching that the Black man is God
Eighty-five percent mystery Gods
Such sense!

[[Chorus:]]
It's the Five Percenters
With Supreme Mathematics
They're the Five Percenters
Heaven is just pure nonsense!
They're the Five Percenters
Replace the wrong rights with right facts
Also Yakub was the creator of all devilish Whites!

[[3rd Verse:]]
Ten percent hide facts from others
One hundred twenty degrees all covered
Five percent are too poor and righteous
No white people in Holy Mecca
Living God is the Son of Man
One's just-ice thirty-two degrees!

[[Chorus:]]

[[4th Verse:]]
U-and-I versal
Arm, leg, leg, arm, head, Allah
There ain't no such things as spook gods
Black folks are the original folks on Earth
And Gods
Islam is no religion
Knowledge, unknown, zig-zag
Understanding, culture, wisdom and freedom
Love, peace and happiness
Equality, Justice
Love, hell or righteousness

Wisdom's original
Life flows in a woman's womb

[[Bridge:]]
Let me tell ya'll what is like
Livin' in a world full of lies
Let me tell ya'll what is like
Livin' in a world full of lies
Let me tell ya'll what is like
Livin' in a world full of lies
Let me tell ya'll what is like
I will say these special guys

The sun, the moon and stars make up black families
Knowledge, wisdom and understanding makes black people
Divine, master, rule, truth, self, savior, for all black folks:
Rah!

[[Chorus:]]
These folks
Yeah, yeah
They're the Five Percenters
Yeah, yeah
They're the Five Percenters
Yeah, yeah


[[Outro:]]
Don't talk that nonsense, because we are the pure truths! (x4)

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