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Song Parodies -> "I Wish It Was Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Rocking the Suburbs"

Original Performer:

Ben Folds

Parody Song Title:

"I Wish It Was Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Merry Christmas everyone!
I am outside riding on my bike
there is few days before the big night
if I do not sleep soundly
Father Christmas will not come to me

oh come on

there many things in my bag
but they have that I wish I had
most of all the fight plane
that that model kit contains

I wish it was Christmas
just like when I was a kid
I wish it was Christmas
except I cannot wrap this lid
I wish it was Christmas
post the cards, write the tags
buy the presents on computer
so there no are suspicious bags

Getting dark and I need a light
so I can decorate my tree tonight
think that may be too much right
I do not want my room to be bright

I really need to bake the cake
how many cookies do I bake?

I wish it was Christmas
just like when I was a kid
I wish it was Christmas
except I cannot wrap this lid
I wish it was Christmas
post the cards write the tags
buy the presents on computer
so there are no suspicious bags

there is x mas craze
and I am putting up the last tree light
and is it standing up al-right?
I think it looks a bit wonky
I feel it is fate I pray
wishing for snow to stay
and invite my great great great grand daddy
and see my great great great daddy
slade and listen for his reindeer
yes I hear the reindeer
kids want that new toy
that is supposed to be all the the rage
I am outside riding on my bike
there is few days before the big night
I am outside riding on my bike
there is few days before the big night
I am outside riding on my bike
there is few days before the big night
I wish it wound hurry up !!

I wish it was Christmas
just like when I was a kid
I wish it was Christmas
now I can wrap this lid
I wish it was Christmas
post the cards write the tags
I bought the presents on computer
so there no suspicious bags

ho ho

and it is Christmas

ho ho

and it is Christmas

I really want turkey, and I do not like pie!
I really want turkey, and I do not like pie!
I really want turkey, and I do not like pie!
I really want turkey, and I do not like pie!

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mykill - December 22, 2010 - Report this comment
awesome parodying good speed and epic lyrics nice and festive

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