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Song Parodies -> "X-Man's Love Letter"

Original Song Title:

"My Storm"

Original Performer:

Below Average Dave

Parody Song Title:

"X-Man's Love Letter"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Dear, My lady Storm…

You’ve swept me off my feet
Your sudden shower soaking me
My heart it skips a beat
While Magneto screams

I am not Wolverine
But hop inside my limousine
I would love to make you moan
And won’t mention my wife Joan

I know you must have pissed
Off a meteorologist
Each time a storm is crazed
They’ve got only you to thank

(Mutant bride…)
Mutant bride…

Please be mine…

(Heart’s aglow…)

Oh no… Ooooohhhh…

Once my life was bleak
I was lacking in physique
My powers were kinda meek
Just a comic-loving geek
Till you saved me from Mystique
Now my love for you’s not weak
Though you’re married I don’t mind a wink

You’re my lady Storm
I “Marvel” at the things you do

I’m your main comic beholder

Which allows me to get by

But means nothing without you as my babe

Cyclops can shoot off flames
And Wolverine has knives (Ohhh…)
My powers seem so tame (Ohhh…)
How will I earn you as my wife?

You’re my lady Storm
Black Panther might come and pound me
But by you I’m amazed
I’m some clown
Heart’s in pain…

This secret I must speak
I’m your creator, yes, Stan Lee
I can force you to abide
Damn, it seems my pen has dried

You’re my lady Storm…

I must state this fact
Went black now can’t go back
No, I’m not talking a load of crap
I must get you in the sack…

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Below Average Dave - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good at capturing the emotion of my original in your parody, I won't even get into little pacing quibbles--because being the singer of this original-I can say it would work perfectly anyway, Absolutely fantastic Matthias, I had best make some more original pieces, I may be a strong OA for you:)
Rex - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Marvel-ous work. Makes me wonder what the fallout would be if Storm and Thor made out.
GirlStormy - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there ~MissouriStormChase~ ! ! . . I Love storms, and this is chilling, SirDave, as well as ~CABO -WABO~ sirDave, The Mighty Duke oStorm.
Agrimorfee - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Art) Sweet stuff, Matty. Dave should definitely feel honored.
unKnownVO - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
sirDave this is muy ~CABO-WABO~ SenorSackHer ! !
OOps - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, SquireMatthias ! ! please fogive me !! I get these ~Knights oParody~ confused at times, Sir !
bobpiecheese - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pacing quibbles aside, this was a very well-written piece, if not quite LOL-tastic. I'd be worried about Stan's love for a fictional character, but then I'd just think of all them Twihards falling for Edward and then I'm busy slagging them off in my head for the rest of the day. Um...I think I'll just vote 555 and go now.
Below Average Dave - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Nothing to add here, you know I love this one.
Mark Scotti - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) This write was a real "Marvel"!!! Great concept, Matthias...
dieWolferina - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
~ Happy Holidays ~ SenorSackHer . . . love that vCreed . . . oh Liev, sweet Liev . . . I'll keep my Bulbs hot for you, Sir !
DJ Blaze - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice take on a great OS... this is about as close as a Dave/Matthias collaboration as there will ever be. 555
Below Average Dave - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Still really like this one. . .obviously. . .
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it, the OS sounds like a superhero movie song with these lyrics ,the music of the OS too, it could be an in XMen movie, 5s all round!
Leo Keough - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(XYZ) Well you learn something every day, and I just learned that Dave writes original songs as well as parodies...Nice work - both of you!!!...555!!!
Red Ant - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Different choice of OS =). Loved the "I know you must have pissed/ off a meteorologist" and Marvel" lines.
Melanie Lee - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Is this a first: satirizing another Amirighter? Nervy move! Some of the pacing seems a little jagged, but not too. 555 and an umbrella!
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above!

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