Song Parodies -> Sumo Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Beck |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sumo Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
I saw her, yea, I saw her
Black mawrashi 'round her tuchus
Feet stomping like a war machine
Walks around the ring--watch her, I linger
Her caboose could block out the sun
She dukes it out with the underclasses
Big ol' booty, she's a peach!
She lives in Japan
Where she takes her training
No one throws her past the snake eye
Tachi-ai never lasts long
Her attack makes opponents cry
Makuuchi her rank belongs
This rikishi stole my eye
I hope that she'll just say "Hai!"
Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl
I saw her, yea, I saw her
Got her hands in back--
My lust is burnin'
Shimko leads the leisure life
Just wonder how much she's eatin'
Opponent falls in a cloud of dust
"Banzai!" The crowd is singin'
Buy a ticket for the next train leaving
For Fukuoka, the finals are running
And you know she is just my type
Her body's tall as it is long
You know her fat intake is high
Bulks her up to 600 pounds
Her salary is pretty high
So why don't I give a try?
Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl
Black mawrashi 'round her tuchus
Feet stomping like a war machine
Walks around the ring--watch her, I linger
Her caboose could block out the sun
She dukes it out with the underclasses
Big ol' booty, she's a peach!
She lives in Japan
Where she takes her training
No one throws her past the snake eye
Tachi-ai never lasts long
Her attack makes opponents cry
Makuuchi her rank belongs
This rikishi stole my eye
I hope that she'll just say "Hai!"
Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl
I saw her, yea, I saw her
Got her hands in back--
My lust is burnin'
Shimko leads the leisure life
Just wonder how much she's eatin'
Opponent falls in a cloud of dust
"Banzai!" The crowd is singin'
Buy a ticket for the next train leaving
For Fukuoka, the finals are running
And you know she is just my type
Her body's tall as it is long
You know her fat intake is high
Bulks her up to 600 pounds
Her salary is pretty high
So why don't I give a try?
Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee. Domo arigato. Info provided by wikipedia.org. Mawrishi=ceremonial wrap worn by wrestlers. Tachi-ai=actual sumo wrestling moves. Rikishi=wrestler. Snake-eye=sand surrounding the sumo wrestling ring, the goal being to force the opponent out of the ring.
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Ooops...booboo here. One line should read, "Her body's wide as it is long."
heavy...5s
555 for your Sumo Cum Laude.
I was wondering when someone would have a go at this OS. Good work! 555
Mawrashi these 5s around yourself.
Zenzai, sensai! Sumo effort, Agrimorfee. Say hi to your ankogata!
Great job! 5's...
(SOTM) DKTOS
(SOTM) Hilarious.
(SOTM) Still sumo the funniest stuff I've read.
(SOTM) Scanned well to the lyrics you provided and I saw your thread on this OS on inthe00s.com. Funny
Very humorous word picture, Agrimorfee. There is something irresistible about a woman in a black mawrashi, isn't there?
SOTM - Another Big Boned parody!
SOTM...I really wish I knew the OS...but this still made me smile...
(SOTM) DKTOS, but a good read :-)
(SOTM) Truly a Yokozuna-worthy parody, Agri-San.
(SOTM) "She ain't heavy, she's my lover?" Very funny. 5's
After the boys of sumo have gone...
Fukuoka-ing hilarious, Aggro, and some great subs for the OS. I say bring on female sumo. I'd pay to watch that.
Fukuoka-ing hilarious, Aggro, and some great subs for the OS. I say bring on female sumo. I'd pay to watch that.
Say, I was just thinking about my grandma. She's a peach. Funny stuff.
I'm not sure you'd get female sumo wrestlers to wear the nappy, though... very good, Agrimorfee
Phil: If they don't wanna wear anything, that's fine with me, too.
(SOTM) Still think it's one of your best!
(SOTM) This parody carries a lot of weight.
SOTM. DKTOS but very funny. One of your best, agri.
(SOTM) See above...bravo!
I like the parody, but WTF does SOTM and DKTOS mean anyway?!?! (555 by the way)
Joel---SOTM is the Song Of The Month contest (participants are required to comment). See the link for Song of the Month on the left side of this page for more. DKTOS stands for Don't Know The Original Song.
555, interesting parody. Cool.
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