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Song Parodies -> "Victor's Underwear Van"

Original Song Title:

"Que Onda Guero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beck

Parody Song Title:

"Victor's Underwear Van"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Where to find a great bargain...
(Buy my underwear-o! The underwear king! What is this, it's not possible!)

See the freaky old man
In his creaky old van
You know what he's selling?
Lotsa kinky undies, man!
In the middle of the flea market
Buyers are bound
To put these panties (panties, panties, panties) on their can
Oy vey, profound, huh?
Satin jockeys I have found (hotcha!)
Little dainty thingies with straps that hang down
But they never ride up. Satisfaction
Is guaranteed. Lotsa great sales

My underwear-o
Is so muy bueno (underwear-o!)
My underwear-o
Like Bob DeNiro

Some designs are in no stores
Some have Yoda from Star Wars
Some have zippers with plastic tags
Some have no crotch, some hide love handles
Then a customer says, "Np Speedos?"
"Quality's so-so, your testicles squeezing.
Better let them do do da run do run, in the sun! Right son?"

Hey yo, what you selling?
My underwear-o
Victor makes a killing
Mucho dinero

(brief sounds of lady customers fighting over heavily sought-after items from Berlei, Gossard, Chantelle, and Passionata...)

Gals and guys, I'll take now pre-pay
In the fall I'm gonna sell briefs you eat--eh!
Let go ladies!
You senoras, will you please stop?
Yes indeed, the fabric's porous (Huh?)

My underwear-o
Causes a ruckus
My underwear-o
They all say, "Buy us!"

See the freaky old man...

My underwear-o
Is so muy bueno
My underwear-o
Like Bob DeNiro

(under instrumental, a drunken man with a Hispanic accent :)

BVDs, Calvin Klein, Jockey, Victoria's Secret, Hanes, man I got it all, hombre! Show your sweetie how much you love her...I'm gonna sell popsicles and Yanni tapes next week...

Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee. This is one of those times that I needed to write it to stop it from running through my head all day.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Rick C - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the brief encounter! This is great! 555
AFW - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I undie-stand where you're coming from...funny for fives..
Dominic L. - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
455.. Pacing off on a couple lines, but funny and I like the way you rhymed some of the words compared to the original
Adagio - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) That was funny what I was able to hear of it on my computer. 5's
Matthias - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Muy Bien!!! ¡Le daré cinco pares de la ropa interior!
Red Ant - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCV) I didn't get the Rob DeNiro line but otherwise this is great. 555.
Kristof Robertson - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) How deed ju fine ou' abou' mi other job, senor? ;-) 555
Johnny D - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Some have Yoda from Star Wars" ... "SIZE? SIZE MATTERS NOT!"
Stuart McArthur - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-V) "some are porous" goes straight to the TooMuchInfo room - great stuff and fantastic idea for the OS Agri - 555
Arwen - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...for some reason I sort of feel like I need to take a shower after reading this...; )
H4t3.d3pt - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG AHAHA XD laughing so hard got tears T-T WAHAHAHAHA now i'm gonna have it stuck in my head all day, but at least i'll be laughing ahahaha noice job XP
Agrimorfee - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
H4t3.d3pt (for I know who you are), you text like you speak in real life. :P Thanks for the props...keep on reading!

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