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Song Parodies -> "Triple Cars"

Original Song Title:

"Triple Trouble"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Triple Cars"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

If You
If You
Wanna Know
Wanna Know
The real deal about the cars
Well let me tell you
We're triple cars ya'll
We're gonna bring you up to speed

Cause I'm a driver, rhyme reviser
Ain't selling out to the cars
What you get is what you see
And you won't see me out there advertising
See I like to teens not drink alchcol
'Cause I'm not looking to throw up on nobody
Known for my spiel like wheelie one wheel
'Cause this is like having to drive a big car

Moving the cars, well that's a must
I got some words that apply to us and that's
Mesmerizing, tantalizing
Captivating, we're devastating

If You
If You
Wanna Know
Wanna Know
The real deal about the cars
Well let me tell you
We're triple cars ya'll
We're gonna bring you up to speed

Here's one for the drivers and the upper tier
Versatile like triple cars for now
If you wanna go to a store buy a DVD
Run this to buy a Complete Season DVD
I got Charlie's Angels first then you see
Snares on Angels in Vegas for now
Rhymes on you and that's The Love Boat Angels
We're hot on the angels check it a check it
Slow down with I-me, got to stop sayin'
The source of the problem is at the origin
You've got lyrics that have got me cringin'
You're like a fish-wife, quit your damn whingin'

If You
If You
Wanna Know
Wanna Know
The real deal about the cars
Well let me tell you
We're triple cars ya'll
We're gonna bring you up to speed

Hey yo, another DVD I will going to own
Cerrone on the microphone I am
I once see Vega$ on DVD (CBS)
Your show are better
What the Las Vegas is that?
Did I hear you say your show is good?
I'm beautiful you can't touch me
If you pick a rose, well you might just bleed

We're originators you can't feign
Ignorance or pass the buy
'Nuff shows coming out the brain
'Nuff beats to drive you insane
'Nuff moves to make your neck crane
'Nuff skill to make the rhymes ingrain
'Nuff heat to leave you in flames
'Nuff style that you can't defame
You see I walk like the Angles
With the style so new y'all be like what?
Turn out I will buying Coke for a dollar
With the skill at will that I know you want
On a hot day sip on iced latte
Devious like it's from Vega$
Hot to drive or maybe not-e
'Cause little did they know there was a baby in her body

Mesmerizing, tantalizing, captivating, devastating

If You
If You
Wanna Know
Wanna Know
The real deal about the cars
Well let me tell you
We're triple cars ya'll
We're gonna bring you up to speed

Cars are beautiful to look at, but they're awesome
Buying may cause them to be expensive to handle
thus making their beauty a bit awkward

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