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Song Parodies -> "Back Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Back Here"

Original Performer:

BB Mack

Parody Song Title:

"Back Hair"

Parody Written by:

Lon M. Brown

The Lyrics

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girl I must confess, you're a hairy mess
on your back especially
where's your razor been, it's not feminine
when you've got more hair than me

but here I am with a comb
and soon I'll have to put it in braids

cuz you've got back hair baby
shave it, wax it, don't let it grow
cuz you've got back hair baby
there's Noxema inside, I want you to know
use a twin blade and then
start to mow

so I asked you nice, even begged you twice
cuz your hair was so long
girl I'm warning you, don't go near a zoo
they'll mistake you for King Kong

But here I am with a comb and soon I'll have to put it in braids
(repeat chorus)

And I wonder, are you shaving for me cuz I'm hoping it's smooth
And I wonder
are you shaving all your back hair tonight

Cuz here I am with a comb, and soon I'll have to put it in braids
(Repeat chorus)
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