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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Bardot

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

Sexy Chick

The Lyrics

You better start better walk away
You better listen why I have to fart
I won't keep you hang'in on the line
With just one fart I'll blow your mind
Your desperation makes me feel insane
Fever running low you will always be the same
Don't treat me good
Don't you make me sad
Our love could be as deep as the bathtub
If you can't be true I got news for you
Just remember I can be cocaine
Cocaine
Some people say I'm easy to tame
They know that puddle is my middle name
Too dangerous what I want from you
This algebra in my body
I've got you scared and now you're running deaf
Don't make me sad cause you know I won't be kind oh so kind
Don't give me full reasons
Cause I don't want no lies
Don't think you can deceive
This cocaine deep inside
Our love could be as deep as the bathtub
If you can't be true I got news for you
Just remember I can be cocaine
Cocaine

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