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Song Parodies -> "Swan's Dont Know Its Christmas!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Do They Know Its Christmas?"

Original Performer:

Band Aid 20

Parody Song Title:

"Swan's Dont Know Its Christmas!!!"

Parody Written by:

Charlotte Fishwick

The Lyrics

this song came to me last year as i was sat in a science lesson at school....this is because the tune to this song was in my head and as i sat chewing my pen i happened to look at the end of it and there, was a tiny emblem of a swan on it! my friends thought i was mad but anyway. Thanks to my pen....my inspiration!
It's Christmas time and the swans are very afraid,
At Christmas time swans hate light but love the shade,
And in our world, theres plenty,of swans that hate Christmas
So put your arms around the swans at Christmas time.

Please pray,pray for these poor swans,
At Christmas time its hard for them when were having fuyn,
Theres a pond outside your window,
Its a pond of dread and fear,
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of swans tears.

So tonight thank god its them instead of you,
And there wont be swans in africa this christmas time,
the greatest gift they'll get this year is their life,
Where no swans ever go no rain nor river flow,
Swans dont know its christmas time at all !

(instrumental)

Heres to them raise a glass for every swan,

(rap)*** Spare a thought this yuletide for the sad swans,if the table was turned would you be the only ones?,

Heres to them in their minging filthy ponds,

(rap)***You don't need to feel guilt just selfless,try to cheer the swans up for christmas.

do they know its christmas time at all....?

(Chorus)
help the swans,let them know its christmas time.
feed the swans,let them know its christmas time.

(repeat Chorus to end)

this is copyrighted to...charlotte fishwick™ ©

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Kim - The Authors Friend - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Charlot, iv just sat for bout 20mins laughin =( i cannot believe uv published this lmfao anyway, good luck to ya m8...hope your career in parody writing kicks off =) love Kim x x x

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