Who left the salt out {no, no, no, no} (x4)

Well the kitchen smelled nice, the rice, it was cookin'
And all the chef's were rollin' a ball
I ask the fellas "what are you cookin'"
And the cooks report to the call
It's the Iron Chef showdown

Who left the salt out {no, no, no, no} (x4)

I see a little recipe book
It came from a small town
Get out my way, I'm cheating,
Step back you cam-toting cameraman

I'm gonna use the recipe given
Too any guys calling them mushrooms
Told them, "Hey Man, It's only shiitake!"
You slice off the front and throw it inside
As the time runs out now

Who left the salt out {no, no, no, no} (x4)

Say, A chef is nothin' if he don't have a wok
All chefs, they use a wok, all chefs, they use it
A chef is nothin' if he don't have a wok
All chefs, they use a wok, all chefs, they use it

Who left the salt out {no, no, no, no} (x4)

I see a little recipe book
It came from a small town
Get out my way, I'm cheating,
Step back you cam-toting cameraman

Wait for the results, the grubbin' is on
Gotta get the vote, got my chef's hat on
Do you see the shoots floatin' in the dishes
could it be the votes that Toshiro is writin' down there?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't see a lot, any mushroom will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me Kenichi
'Cause I'm the chef of the land
When they see me boogaloo

Who left the salt out {no, no, no, no} (x15)