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Song Parodies -> "Who Bought the Grape-Nuts? (Bowl Mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Who Let the Dogs Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Baha Men

Parody Song Title:

"Who Bought the Grape-Nuts? (Bowl Mix)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by a comment from 2LD4U!
(Chorus)
Who bought the Grape-Nuts? (yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck)
Who bought the Grape-Nuts? (yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck)

{Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks)

I like Froot Loops, and Raisin Bran's jumpin'
(Top 10 cereals)
Frosted Mini-Wheats Y'all! (Top 10 cereals)
Oatmeal is fine- flavors and all (hot or cold for real)
But Grape-Nuts tastes like dirt & gravel!
I always have to throw it out!

Throw it out!
Throw it out!
Throw it out!

(Chorus)

I'd rather have some eggs & toast
Slurp some yogurt down
A soft muffy for my tummy
A banana would be just yummy

Grape-Nuts:
(Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks)
(Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks)
(Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks)
(Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks)

And it smells
Special K would be just fine
Bowl of milk and let's party
Captain Crunch blows my mind
But Grape-Nuts are just foul...

(Chorus)

Mom always bringin' back cereal home
But if it's Grape-Nuts just forget it
Maybe she eats it all alone
But sharing it, please forget it!

I don't like it!
I won't eat it!
I will vomit!
In the toilet!

(Chorus) [x5]

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2LD4U - October 17, 2017 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!
Rob Arndt - October 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks 2LD4U. Grape-Nuts is just horrible!
Max Power - October 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Give me cinnamon toast crunch anytime!
Jonathan - October 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Raisin Bran for the win! 5s
Rob Arndt - October 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
Post Guy - October 18, 2017 - Report this comment
No, Honey Bunches of Oats is better!

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