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Song Parodies -> "Hitler Loved Bonbons"
Original Song Title:
"Who Let the Dogs Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Baha Men
Parody Song Title:
"Hitler Loved Bonbons"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Along with the myths of eating vegetarian and never consuming alcohol, there is one solid truth- Hitler loved sweets and his favorite was bonbons. From 1940-44 he had them airlifted in from France weekly and sent to his various HQs.
[Intro]
Hitler Loved bonbons
(Wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
(Wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
(Wolfed them all down)
(Chorus)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
(Wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Wolfed them all down!
When the Führer was nice, the treats kept a comin'
(Pastries, cakes, cookie dough)
Sugars for them all (and the chocolate would flow)
To some it was appallin' (SS had them go)
But there was something most of all
That Hitler raved about
(Chorus)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
He wolfed them all down!
Since '40 that "beat the French" boast
Maginot Line was shut down
Paris haughty, Paris naughty
But the chocolate was best of all
(Instrumental Chorus)
(Ju, Ju, Ju, Ju)
(Ju, Ju, Ju, Ju)
(Ju, Ju, Ju, Ju)
(Ju, Ju, Ju-52s)
Made the hauls...
Weekly runs (to Paris you know)
Back to capital Berlin (sustain the flow)
For guests of the Nazi Party (desserts to go)
Set up the tables, form up in lines (a sugary row)
Hitler's bonbons stole the show!
(Chorus)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
He wolfed them all down!
Hitler loved bonbons far more than scones
Ate them everyday, couldn't leave 'em alone
Hitler loved bonbons far more than scones
Ate them everyday, couldn't leave 'em alone
By late '44, they were all gone
Along with Paris, the war lost, not won
On other snacks Hitler had to rely
Bonbons at an end
Hitler had pastries, cake, ice cream, and pies!
Sugar in his tea, 7 spoons
Also in his wines given by Eva to goons
A little apple cake set on his table
The best they had on hand
In the bunker that could make Hitler drool, but...
(Chorus x5)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
He wolfed them all down
... until they were all gone!
Hitler Loved bonbons
(Wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
(Wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
(Wolfed them all down)
(Chorus)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
(Wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Wolfed them all down!
When the Führer was nice, the treats kept a comin'
(Pastries, cakes, cookie dough)
Sugars for them all (and the chocolate would flow)
To some it was appallin' (SS had them go)
But there was something most of all
That Hitler raved about
(Chorus)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
He wolfed them all down!
Since '40 that "beat the French" boast
Maginot Line was shut down
Paris haughty, Paris naughty
But the chocolate was best of all
(Instrumental Chorus)
(Ju, Ju, Ju, Ju)
(Ju, Ju, Ju, Ju)
(Ju, Ju, Ju, Ju)
(Ju, Ju, Ju-52s)
Made the hauls...
Weekly runs (to Paris you know)
Back to capital Berlin (sustain the flow)
For guests of the Nazi Party (desserts to go)
Set up the tables, form up in lines (a sugary row)
Hitler's bonbons stole the show!
(Chorus)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
He wolfed them all down!
Hitler loved bonbons far more than scones
Ate them everyday, couldn't leave 'em alone
Hitler loved bonbons far more than scones
Ate them everyday, couldn't leave 'em alone
By late '44, they were all gone
Along with Paris, the war lost, not won
On other snacks Hitler had to rely
Bonbons at an end
Hitler had pastries, cake, ice cream, and pies!
Sugar in his tea, 7 spoons
Also in his wines given by Eva to goons
A little apple cake set on his table
The best they had on hand
In the bunker that could make Hitler drool, but...
(Chorus x5)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
Hitler loved bonbons (wolfed, wolfed, wolfed, wolfed)
He wolfed them all down
... until they were all gone!
Every night before bedtime Hitler had a special cake made for him. It was an apple cake with nuts and raisins. He ate it alone before retiring. A bizarre ritual.
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Title o' the day!
Thanks, I had to think about this one for a while!
Sweet! 5s
howl howl ( he he )
Funny and catchy
I don't know if this is true or not, but I once read that one of the reasons that the French Resistance survived was because Hitler allowed the French bakeries and chocolate shops to keep operating. Many foreign agents passed through them during the war.
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