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Song Parodies -> "Mew! Take the Dogs Out"

Original Song Title:

"Who Let the Dogs Out?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Baha Men

Parody Song Title:

"Mew! Take the Dogs Out"

Parody Written by:

Tony the Cat

The Lyrics

Mew! take the dogs out
(Meow, meow. . . .)

They bite and bark—ain’t nice
Get hard, then leg humpin’
(Kitty: “Die, Fido!”)
They chase me up a tree so tall
(And so, kitty: “Die, Fido!”)
They’re really smelly and often brawling
(Kitty: “Die, Fido!”)
These curs always makin’ a squall
These dogs must go down

Mew! take the dogs out
(Meow, meow. . . .)

Ya see, we have gotta make these canines toast
Really don’t want ’em around
A whacking spree, beasts-offed spree
Let’s whack those flea-infested mongrels

Mew! take the dogs out
(Meow, meow. . . .)

Put us through hell
(Kitty: “Die, Fido!”)
The scourge of the world that’s called “canine
(Kitty: “Die, Fido!”)
See them comin’—scamper up a tree that’s hardy
They fetch a damn stick, owners think they got a mind!
Their bones run out now

Mew! take the dogs out
(Meow, meow. . . .)

Say, these dogs will be nothin’
Once we’ve poisoned their bones
Arsenic in their bones
So, doggies snuff it

Say, these dogs will be nothin’
Then we’ll bury their bones
Arsenic in their bones
We’re gonna love it!

Taste for these dogs
Then barking is gone
And it’s a feline world
With the canines gone
Will be a great day
When they all have died
End of “man’s best friend”
Me and my cats are takin’ ’em down
We will make their lives short
Nonbeing be their lot
First these canines will rue
We’re sniggering as these canine start tasting
The bones, then fall to the land
The reign of cats will ensue

Mew! take the dogs out
(Meow, meow. . . .)

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