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Song Parodies -> "Porno"

Original Song Title:

"Sorrow"

Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"Porno"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Father can you hear me?
I'm going into town...
I'm going to buy some eggs and milk,
And all the Porno in this world

First I'll go into the Chinatown,
Where all old men buy "Tramps and Clowns"
DVD's with Brunettes that will all go blonde
And now my grand collection has begun

It's a real life pornographic sea,
A really sweet collection that all belongs to me
I have filled my living room just with "Asians in thongs"
Well soon I do imagine

There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more

Now all store clerks send me issues now,
So when all VHS queens are bought from your towns
And so the only place to buy it
Is from one man, myself, it's easy to make profits,

There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more

There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more

Yeah there will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more...
jonny_marko@hotmail.com

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Punk is a Bad Religion - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Hm....when i saw the title of this song i hoped you would've replaced 'no more' with 'you whore'. But anyway, not a bad concept for a parody
Hoeveel - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Doesn't BR mention a 'pornographic sea' at the beginning of Generator?
francisco lopez caras - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
me gusta todo. chidisimo
lalalala - October 23, 2004 - Report this comment
not pornographic sea, pornographic scene
TheHeartlessOne - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
it would have sounded better if it was pornography instead of pornographic sea but still, it made me laugh 5/5/5

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