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Song Parodies -> "Higher Fence"

Original Song Title:

"The Defense"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"Higher Fence"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

My backyard's easier for dogs to run upon today,
Mess in my backyard is a stink and a felony
Yeah now I can watch a-hundred-one dalmations on my backyard lawn
And my white picket fence is vandalized daily so I want them gone
These things are seldom groomed or cleaned
They're not allowed to enjoy my greens
(Won't go away!)

(no fleas)
No Fleas!
(and no mess)
No Mess!
(I hate)
I hate that god-damn stench!
(not man's best friend)
To State the obvious,
They had asparagus for lunch!
No Barks!
(no barks)
and No Bites!
(no bites)
Aint it awful they can get inside?
(all night!)
Don't want cainine's to offer their offense,
So I'll construct a higher fence

They bark all day, and defecate just anywhere
They're jumping pretty high, it's amazing; their abilities
Now I start to doubt that there's such a thing as gravity
There's got to be a way to overcome their sheer brutality
Is there an option left for me?
They went all over my bonzai tree!
(That's insane!)

(no fleas)
No Fleas!
(and no mess)
No Mess!
(I hate)
I hate that god-damn stench!
(not man's best friend)
To State the obvious,
They had asparagus for lunch!
No Barks!
(no barks)
and No Bites!
(no bites)
Aint it awful they can get inside?
(all night!)
Don't want cainine's to offer their offense,
So I'll construct a higher fence

There's a sign to warn tresspassers
And the fence doesn't have a gate
It was all made in a day
It's a twenty foot electric
And a thirty-seven foot high brick wall
The only dogless yard in the world!
Woo hoo!


(background: dogs barking to the tune of the backup vocals)

But then to my surprise,
I can't believe my eyes,
Fido jumps out of his pen and rover nearly flies,
It's so impossible
to any common sense
So I'll construct a higher fence

My backyard's easier for dogs to jump into today
But maybe its the dogs evolving into mutant state
I've seen dalmations who have wings of spotted black and white
So I'll construct a higher fence
jonny_marko@hotmail.com

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