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Song Parodies -> "Splicing DNA"

Original Song Title:

"Spicy Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Bad Luck (Kinya Kotani)

Parody Song Title:

"Splicing DNA"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

An ode to mad scientists, and how crappy their job can be sometimes. Note: The song comes from the yaoi/Shonen-ai anime Gravitation. I DO NOT watch this show, because yaoi is basically... how can I put this without offending anyone... gay/homo? I do like the song, because anything Daisuke Asakura (the music producer/arranger/whatever for this song) does is awesome. Anyways, here's the OS: Bad Luck: Spicy Marmalade
Splicing DNA
What we make will be insane!
Every night we gene-splice in our lab
Our creation moves

Working to give life anew
There's no telling what will come of what we do
Finally, it becomes a success
We will hope that it doesn't beat us up or it flees

Most of you think we are crazy loons
Don't worry, we don't care 'bout the thoughts of you!
We'll never snooze, we don't have to pee
Now our creation will get up and move

Splicing DNA
Coffee chugs to stay awake
Messing up a single strand is not okay
Like Dr. Frankenstein
What we make will be insane!
Countless nights are wasted in this lab
Yes, we're mad to you!

Every gene of old is erased
We don't care 'bout preserving older cells, that's true
We hope you'll apply for this job
But you know if you work with us you'll soon have to pee

We cannot stop, our creation needs
Our nonstop splicing, but we are crazy fools
Lugnuts drilled into his forehead sides
Plug in the cable, our job is complete

Splicing DNA
Charging up his batteries
Is our monster good or bad? That's hard to say
Like Dr. Frankenstein
Halloween's our holiday!
Though we work here every night and day
Nothing's ever new

(Awesome guitar solo)

Splicing DNA
Oh my God, he's now awake!
Breaking all our science stuff, he's gone insane!
The monster Frankenstein's
Nothing like what we create!
Now he's headed out of our dumb lab
Please don't!

Splicing DNA
Everything's not A-OK!
When you've got a rampant creature gone insane!
This ends our scary fright
Please don't try, just to be safe
You will never forgive of yourself
For the mess you'll do!
Copyright 2009 of DJ Blaze. If you steal this, I'll find out... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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 5   5

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Silver Power - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm glad that you're hopefully going to still be regularly writing parodies. You're parody-writing has come a very long way, and this parody and 'Off The Air' prove it. Really nice job on this one, though I don't know the original song. 5s.
Christie Marie M - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Biologically superb, DJ! You sure did your homework with this one! Oh, and Happy Belated Halloween to you, since you mentioned Frankenstein and Halloween in your song! I also remembered learning the DNA bases such as Adenine, Cytosine, Guanine, and Thymine! Splicing you 555 strands of DNA with this one.....MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DJ Blaze - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, SP and Christie!
Andria - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This is easily the best ever mad-scientist parody I've seen on this site. There used to be a guy around here a couple of years ago who wrote parodies about mad scientists (among many other things), and even made the outlandish claim of being one. He got banned fairly recently for personal attacks aimed toward Chucky G, the editors and several non-editor parodists. Now this is a great write, and I didn't KTOS until I clicked your YouTube link. But the parody matched well with the OS recording, as is usual from you, and 5s to you! I'm glad to see you writing again, btw, and keep up the good work! :-)
DJ Blaze - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria! I don't remember anything about anyone claiming to be a mad scientist, but then again, I haven't written here too long.
Tommy Turtle - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS and probably not up my alley, but the parody makes the point very well. As was attempted in (SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT:)

Took one Five and cloned two more for you.
blackjack21 - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
It's Alive!!! With Fives!!!!!
Mark Scotti - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Over 555 millions of combinations for you creation!
DJ Blaze - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to TT, Blackjack, and Mark! TT, I'll have to check that one out sometime. As in now.

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