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Song Parodies -> "There Is No Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Shape Of My Heart"

Original Performer:

Backsreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"There Is No Tart"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hm...yeah yeah...

Baby, please try not to eat it
Stay there, don't mess up the shape
Hold tight don't bother
If every second you make it crumble
It can save me from the man that I become
Oh yeah...


Lookin on the things I've eaten
I was trying to be someone
I took the tart
And ate it in the dark
Now I have to show you there is no more tart

Sadness is very sad
Loneliness is lonely
So help me I can't help being drunk
Oh no...
Touch it now don't bother
Cuz if every second you make it crumble
You can save us from the "men" we become

Repeat Chorus:

I'm here with my confession
I ate the tart, it's no more
I don't know where to start
But to tell you there is no more tart

I'm lookin back on things eaten
I never wanna eat again
Cuz I'm way too fat (cuz I'm way too fat)
Now let me show you there is no more tart

Repeat Chorus:

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