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Song Parodies -> "Lump Lump Lump"

Original Song Title:

"Bump Bump Bump"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B2K

Parody Song Title:

"Lump Lump Lump"

The Lyrics

I can't stand getting naked in front of anyone, ESPECIALLY doctors...
We sending this out to all the patients all over the world
All the patients all over the world
All my infected mamas come on
Come on a come on now
As we proceed to give you what you need
You know It's nasty when your body has a...

[b2k:]
Lump lump lump

[p diddy:]
Sad girl, need more rest, yo, talk to em player

[omari:]
I came from the doctor
He told me I am a sick child (uh, you look pale)
Gave me some medicine
(come over her let me talk to you for a minute, yeah
I wanna tell you something)
Doctor: Girl you need to be in quarantines
Wit a needle in your arm cause you will kill off things
Like ding ding ding (uh come on, let me prescribe you)
The way you coughin up nasty (eww!)
phlegmy
Face pale like Prince's ass (ew?)
Please I need a little towel and flask
(yeah, lets do it y'all)
I wanna get you back to health
Cause I'm the doctor I am legal help
I do the things I do
Baby there is something that I need from you
(uh, come on, check it out)

[chrous]
Patient turn around,
And let me see that sickly body's little
Lump lump lump (yeah)
That is all I want to see,
Patient show me (come on)
Patient turn around,
And let me see that sickly body's little (yeah)
Lump lump lump
The way it's growin that's scarin me (what the hell?!)
I can't take it

[2nd verse, come on]
Girl why you sneeze on me
You gonna have to start covering (Cover your mouth, that's rude)
While you're in that gown
The lump is squishing round and round
And the pus is drippin to the ground
You makin me scream for meds (oh, I need Kleenex, get some, don't stop come on)
Put your arm here next to mine
Ma'am your blood pressure's high
Patient you will need some pills for pores
Do you have any insurance?
Kid Care, any program?
Fine just come with me
And I'll sign you up to the plan of the poor

[chrous]
Patient turn around,
And let me see that sickly body's little
Lump lump lump (yeah)
That is all I want to see,
Patient show me (come on)
Patient turn around,
And let me see that sickly body's little (yeah)
Lump lump lump
The way it's growin that's scarin me (what the hell?!)
I can't take it

[p diddy:]
(yeah, it's bad boy baby, check this out
They call me diddy)
Uh bad infection mami
Plans for check-ups
Get on the bed
Sleep some more
Blanket mami
Lets sleep
I'm your meds
You can be my illness
See you cough at me
Mami so high off things
Man she can't move it
Hate when she throw up and droolin
Make me wanna run like a dumb trick
Can't take no TUMS?! s***!
Just a simple germ make me loose it
Girl, that's enough
Stop moving
Drink that
I dip that
Girl in the spoony
Drink that
I dip that
Girl in the spoony
Du du du du duda du du du
Du du du du duda du du du
So lets drink it again mami
You need no gin mami
Drink it and you dream mami
Overnightish fling mami
Put up your hands for me
That's how you live for me
Drink it like you can hunni
Take it from your doc mami

Patient turn around,
And let me see that sickly body's little (oooo)
Lump lump lump
That is all I want to see,
Patient show me (let me ya)
Patient turn around,
And let me see that sickly body's little (bad boy)
(they call me diddy) lump lump lump
The way it's growin that's scarin me
I can't take it

I see you Dr.

let me see that sickly body's little
Lump lump lump

Don't stop

Lets go, lets go

Patient turn around and let me see that sickly body's little
lump lump lump

C'mon
Lets go
C'mon
Lets go

And another one

Its pandamonium in the hospital baby

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mike - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
you know we ought@ to do @ remix right?

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