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Song Parodies -> "Ho, Ho, Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Bump, Bump, Bump"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B2K

Parody Song Title:

"Ho, Ho, Ho"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

I'm sendin this one out to all the good children around the world
All the kids around the world
All my good kids come on now
Snow on, Snow on
As I proceed to give u what u fiend
U know u like to hear me when I go
Ho Ho Ho

Bad boys get coal, talk to em now

You'll wake up in a little while
Wanna see what u getting child
Wanna look under that tree
You asked for a trampoline
It's stuck in your head it's in all your dreams
Like pring, pring, pring
The way u shaking those boxes (Oh)
Better hope they ain't made of glass
Break cause they ain't soft
Say " These presents are for myself.
My name and nobody else's"
But what's that on the roof
Someone is coming into my room

Chorus
Put those presents down cause Santa's coming down your chiminey
Ho Ho Ho
I've been a good boy this year, bring the good stuff for me
Put those presents down cause Santa's coming down your chiminey
Ho Ho Ho
The way I sat on your knee, bring some presents for me

Coming down the chiminey
Red and white is all u see
As he steps on the floor
This guy is just big and round
He grabs his bag and puts it down
Could I ask for more
Sits his butt next to mine
As he asks me many times
"Shouldn't u be sleep till four?"
Said my chimineys a big squezze
Want this, Want many things
But what did u bring for me
He said look under that tree floor

Chorus

For all of u bad boys, check this out, this is Santa Diddy
Heard u hit your mommy
Planned to steal a dolly
Spill on the floor
Step in it
Leave it for your mommy
Not fly, Not sly
Spank your bad hiney
See your types so funny
Easy to get coal for Johnny
See I'm red and I move it
Come down your chiminey faster than dance music
And straighter than a pool stick
Big but I use it
Eat a couple cookies and move it
Umm, that's enough gotta get moving
Drop that ,Red hat
Bringing presents to the good cats
U want that?
All kids sing ho-ho(Over and over)
So, be a good boy Johnny
You and your friends Johnny
Money ain't a thing Johnny
Bill Gates is a friend Johnny
Just leave ham for me
And a can of Coke for me
Just be a good boy Johnny
Take it from Santa Diddy

Chorus (to end)

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tricia courso - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought that that was cool
Nelly - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
did you try to rhyme loser
taronda12@yahoo.com - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i though it was crazy.
but it was - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kirkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk heinrichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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