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Song Parodies -> "Complicated: An Equestrian's Tale"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavinge

Parody Song Title:

"Complicated: An Equestrian's Tale"

Parody Written by:

Little Lion

The Lyrics

This is to be sung by a horse and her rider as a duet
Rider:
Chill out, whatcha shyin' for?
Lay back, you've seen a car before
Horse:
And if you would only let me be, you will see
Horses are scared, we must be prepared
Rider:
Watchin' your back, like you can't relax
You never are cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me...

Horse:
Why'd ya have to go and make things so complicated?
See, the way you're always pullin' hard on my reins get's me frustrated
Life's like this: You
Pull, and I
Buck, and you
Fall, and you
Crawl, you can't
Take what you
Get, so you turn it into
A way to say that horses are overrated...
Neigh, Neigh, Neigh

Rider:
You start trotting unnanounced
Prancing like you're something else
And if you would only let me be, you will see
A way to be good, to get treats and food
Horse:
You're watchin' your back, like you can't relax
You try to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me...
Rider:
Why'd ya have to go and make things so complicated?
See, the way you always disobey gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You're a horse
I'm a girl
That's the way
In this world,
You must take
What you get before you turn into...
Trust me being human is way, way overrated
Yeah yeah, yeah

Horse: Neigh neigh neigh

Both: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

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walrus - March 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is excellent and very original. I love it!!
dotcom - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks goodness this wasn't like the other stupid Avril parodies. awesome job. quite funny!
Little Lion - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks!! : )
Personica A. - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved this, it was so funny.
Leila - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing was a little off, but it was pretty good.
juls1 - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
It was funny

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