Hold on
What are you pushing for?
Lie back, and let it slide out some more.
And if you could only let it be
You would see

Please stop, your straining way too much
When you have to drop your lunch.
And your talking to it one on one
And it becomes

Crammed in your ass
You have to blast
Arching your back
Like you can't relax
You try to be cool
But it smells like poo to me,

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and get so constipated?
I see the way it's slidin in and out of your butt
Makes me frustrated
Turds like this it
It won't fall, in a ball
It won't break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into
Honestly, it promised me it would come out
Sooner or later
Oh my god

It comes always unannounced
Feels like it could be something else
Oh, no
I don't know what it's gonna be
I need to pee.
Cramped up, in a funny pose
Can't take off you stinkin clothes
I know your not foolin anyone
When it becomes

Crammed in your ass
You have to blast
Arching your back
Like you can't relax
You try to be cool
But it Smells like poo to me,

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and get so constipated?
I see the way it's slidin in and out of your butt
Makes me frustrated
Turds like this it
It won't fall, in a ball
It won't break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into
Honestly, it promised me it would come out
Sooner or later
Oh my god

Hold on
What are you pushing for?
Lie back, and let it slide out some more.
And if you could only let it be
You would see

Crammed in your ass
You have to blast
Arching your back
Like you can't relax
You try to be cool
But it sounds like poo to me,

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and get so constipated?
I see the way it's slidin in and out of your butt
Makes me frustrated
Turds like this it
It won't fall, in a ball
It won't break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into
Honestly, it promised me it would come out
Sooner or later
Oh my god

Why'd you have to go and get so constipated?
I see the way it's slidin in and out of your butt
Makes me frustrated
Turds like this it
It won't fall, in a ball
It won't break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into
Honestly, it promised me it would come out
Sooner or later
Oh my god