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Song Parodies -> "Legolas"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8ter Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavinge

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

He was a boy, in middle earth
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He had a bow, and a buncha arrows
Now I'm sure you all know

He practiced hard, everyday
till he could kill a guy miles away

Come in Legolas, get lost Frodo
Leggy's gonna be the new star of this show

He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning, and coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth

He was an elf, who joined the quest
Joined the journey
To destroy the ring

This gorgeous guy, Orlando Bloom
He's on a quest moving to Mt. Doom

His long sexy hair, spirit like ice
and I bet you girls love his deep blue eyes

Strong body, mind
In his green clothes
More powerful than the bow that he holds

He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning,coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 46

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   1
 3   8
 4   12
 5   18

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lillijana - January 26, 2003 - Report this comment
this is friend mandy absolutely loves legolas!
Sluggy123 - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I luv Legolas! ur parody is pretty kool
John Harvey - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
That's what I like! Middle Earth parodies. Yeah, I'm a dork, but I'm a well-read dork. All fives!
Erin - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Legolas Greenleaf I have 129 pictures of him all pinned around my bedroom. I love him as Legolas and Orlando his is just so nice!
i luv u legolas - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
damnnammit its so good hey dakarma write sum more u rock cheers cuz i lurve legolas yum yum not as hard out as erin :) but still hes babe
Beautiful battle-maiden - March 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe, that totally rocks. It holds the truth too!
Jimmy J. - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody is great, and here's what my gay friend Andre would say: I think Legolas is hot.
Dakarma - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Woah I didnt know I'd get so many comments =}~~ I wrote this for a die hard legolas fan friend of mine. She positively squeeled when I sent it to her =P
Dakarma - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey I did an updated version pls check it out ;)
BlahBlah - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This was an AWESOME parody! it was really funny. I love Orlando Bloom i have tons of pictures but i luv u legolas u r way 2 obsessive
gothbandgeek - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
don't you preps have something better to do than obsess over that jackass?
Lee Skye - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, legolas... now we're talkin... rinse the poison of avril from my mind...
hey, avril rocks! - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
and ur precious "boyfriend" orlando sux!

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