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Song Parodies -> "Orli Bloom"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8ter Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavinge

Parody Song Title:

"Orli Bloom"

Parody Written by:

Mallory Bloom

The Lyrics

He is a guy, he's an actor
Can I make it anymore obvious?

Brown curly hair, and an accent
He was born in Canterbury, Kent

I've wanted him, he'll never know
Say his name and crazy I'll go

All my room's devoted to him
My walls, my ceiling even

He is an actor guy, Brilliant, sexy, sly
The only man of my young heart
He has chocolate eyes, soulful, they make me cry
Hottest guy in the whole world

During school, he's sorta slow
Now Orli's the star of every show

Turn on TV guess who I see,
Orli Bloom, staring straight at me

Call up my friends, scream out my brains
He's so hot the TV's in flames

He's been in tights, also a skirt
I want to see him so I can flirt

He is an actor guy, Brilliant, sexy, sly
The only man of my young heart
He has chocolate eyes, soulful, they make me cry
Hottest guy in the whole world

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hottopicfairy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
puh-leeze
Sabrina - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
*sigh* I used to be the same way. He's still fricken gorgeous, but eventually you'll grow up and outta it. Find someone you have a chance with, you'll be much happier!

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