Song Parodies -> Orli Bloom
| Original Song Title: | "Sk8ter Boi" |
| Original Performer: | Avril Lavinge |
| Parody Song Title: | "Orli Bloom" |
| Parody Written by: | Mallory Bloom |
He is a guy, he's an actor
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Brown curly hair, and an accent
He was born in Canterbury, Kent
I've wanted him, he'll never know
Say his name and crazy I'll go
All my room's devoted to him
My walls, my ceiling even
He is an actor guy, Brilliant, sexy, sly
The only man of my young heart
He has chocolate eyes, soulful, they make me cry
Hottest guy in the whole world
During school, he's sorta slow
Now Orli's the star of every show
Turn on TV guess who I see,
Orli Bloom, staring straight at me
Call up my friends, scream out my brains
He's so hot the TV's in flames
He's been in tights, also a skirt
I want to see him so I can flirt
He is an actor guy, Brilliant, sexy, sly
The only man of my young heart
He has chocolate eyes, soulful, they make me cry
Hottest guy in the whole world
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Brown curly hair, and an accent
He was born in Canterbury, Kent
I've wanted him, he'll never know
Say his name and crazy I'll go
All my room's devoted to him
My walls, my ceiling even
He is an actor guy, Brilliant, sexy, sly
The only man of my young heart
He has chocolate eyes, soulful, they make me cry
Hottest guy in the whole world
During school, he's sorta slow
Now Orli's the star of every show
Turn on TV guess who I see,
Orli Bloom, staring straight at me
Call up my friends, scream out my brains
He's so hot the TV's in flames
He's been in tights, also a skirt
I want to see him so I can flirt
He is an actor guy, Brilliant, sexy, sly
The only man of my young heart
He has chocolate eyes, soulful, they make me cry
Hottest guy in the whole world
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puh-leeze
*sigh* I used to be the same way. He's still fricken gorgeous, but eventually you'll grow up and outta it. Find someone you have a chance with, you'll be much happier!
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