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Song Parodies -> "Yestlicated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Yestlicated"

The Lyrics

This idea came form EmiLoca's parody regarding the oh-so-lame Avril Lavigne vs Hilary Duff "debate". http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/hilaryduff33.shtml The songs 'So Yesterday' and 'Complicated' were combined
into: So Yestlicated.To 'Yestlicate' someone is to scratch someone in a spot
they couldn't reach, so 'Yestlicated' is the adjective of the recipient following
the appeasement of their suffering. ANYWAY... one such Yestlication goes
too far...
Ah ahh. ah ahh, ah, ahh, knife-like itch.
Ah, ahh, ah ahh, ah ahh. scratch away at it.
Damned knife-like itch.
Ah ahh, ah, ahh, ah ahh, scratch away at it.

Yell out, itch is swellin' sore.
My back is all but grated raw.
I wish you would go and get some cream.
Soothe me please!
I writhe, ooh can't reach that far,
Man, it's drivin' me bizarre.
And I'm barking crazy. Contact: none. Short, stupid arms!

Dumb, bloody itch. A tingling bitch.
I'm scratching my back, with futile attacks.
I writhe and I turn, a back-fire back-burning me.
Help please!

Try to scratch and hoe, I'm aching. So Yestlicated!
You free the pain when,
Hacking at my numb ruddy itch, neck soon placated.
Knife-like itch, ooh.
Yeah you slash at the flesh and you hack at my back
At that itch which was burning splinters.
Balm and cream, palms that knead,
My red and swollen hide elated.
Oh, oh, oh.

I'm stuck in a plaster cast.
Messed up from Disaster Class.
Err, ooh, ahh, um... "there" is now itchy.
My bacon chee!
Help out through my cries and woes.
Aches all make me clench my toes.
Reach now, to my goolies with your glove.
And prove your love!

Dumb, bloody itch. A tingling bitch.
I'm trapped in this cast, so you'll have to scratch.
My, that feels good. Uh-oh it's just fuelled-up me...
Help please!

Why'd you have to go and shake things- I detonated.
The semen spray is splashing like some damn running juice.
Wet, ejaculated.
Light white issue...
Now I groan and I moan as the foam fills the room,
Cuz your touch on my crotch was too much...
Bummer, gee,
What are these white spatter marks across the blankets?
Oh...oh...oh

Yell out, itch is swellin' sore.
My skin is all but grated raw.
I wish you would go and get some cream.
Soothe me please!

Dumb, bloody itch. A tingling bitch.
I'm scratching my skin, it's flaming within!
I writhe and I turn, my burned epidermis seethes.
Help please!

Try to scratch and hoe, I'm aching. So Yestlicated!
You free the pain when,
Hacking at my numb ruddy itch, skin soon placated.
Knife-like itch, ooh.
Yeah you slash at the flesh and you scratch at the patch,
At that itch which was burning splinters...
Balm and cream, palms that knead,
My red and swollen hide elated.
Oh, oh, oh.

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Frankie - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well. I've never seen anything quite like that. But good job!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
And I've never smelled anything like it either. (???) By the way, this was meant for EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL so hopefully they'll see their names whilst scrolling up the 'Latest Messages' and see this. PS. EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL EMILOCA TIBBYGIRL!
EmiLoca - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Omigaw...I missed this? This is superb. I've noticed that you like to rhyme as many words with the actual song as possible - something I haven't fully appreciated until now, because I don't know any songs by Eminem. *hint hint* Funny stuff herr, Keralphing! I'll call TibbyGirl sometime and dictate this over the phone, I'm sure her evil stepmother is keeping the cell locked this time.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL ...*reflect*... LOL.
T.J. Spindler - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
111 cuz i hate you. there goes ur perfect score!
EmiLoca - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY MERCIFUL LORD!!! Luke, I hate to tell you this, but...*choke*...your score...it isn't perfect any more...
Oh, please, T.J. If you want to cause REAL emotional distress, why don't you write another parody?
Phil Alexander - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't Slade write something along those lines?
I think it's fun voting 1-1-1
'Cuz I hate you
I may be unrefined with a tiny mind
But I ha-a-a-a-te you
I hate all your lyrics, too
Make me cry, oh boo hoo hoo

...anyway - Luke, it looks like you've come up with a new word here:
Yestlicate
Though you got yourself in quite a state
Came up with a new word, it's great
Yep, you invented "Yestlicate"
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I actually think it was Emi's word to begin with and I stole all the glory for it, your feedback was quite a laugh, Phil! As for Emi: cheddar. I also feel the *sniff sob* harrowing distress of no longer having a perfect score, and would retaliate by voting 1s on one of TJ's perfect scores... but I can't seem to find any...
Stuart McArthur - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
aha!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Argh! Luke Yourself... So Yestlicated... we're running out of cryptic parodies for Stuart to find! BRIAN BOITANO!!!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Let us remember that I was the one who came up with the word "yesticlated".
Bandy - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
ROFL but disgusting!!!!!! pretty good thou.....

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