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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavegne

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Mike Ward

The Lyrics

constipated (avrel lavegne-complicated)

sit down, try to get it out
it may hurt, but theres no need to shout
so if u could only take some pills then you would feel

all of the shit come sliding out
then we could sit and talk about
different things like the good releif, and all the grief

just greese yourself with lard, then push really hard
get it out your crack, then you can relax
dont try and hold it in, cause that would be a sin for you

its just
hard to get things done when your feeling so constipated
you feel the way its clogging up your passage and it makes you feel fustrated

when your like this you,
you sit down, have a shit, you get up, then forget, all the pain, and then you carry on as normal
and then you try your hardest not to ever let this happen again,
no, no, no

it goes, hard inside your butt
then it feels like your clogged up with a nut
you spend hours on the toilet seat, starring at your feet

at last, it shoots into the bog
looking like a big brown log
and now you are feeling really fresh, no longer streast

just greese yourself with lard, then push really hard
get it out your crack, then you can relax
dont try and hold it in, cause that would be a sin for you

its just
hard to get things done when your feeling so constipated
you feel the way its clogging up your passage and it makes you feel fustrated

when your like this you,
you sit down, have a shit, you get up, then forget, all the pain, and then you carry on as normal
and then you try your hardest not to ever let this happen again,
no, no, no

at last you can come down from the loo
now that youve done your massave poo,
but dont let no one go into that room, or they'll meet their doom

just greese yourself with lard, then push really hard
get it out your crack, then you can relax
dont try and hold it in, cause that would be a sin for you

its just
hard to get things done when your feeling so constipated
you feel the way its clogging up your passage and it makes you feel fustrated

when your like this you,
you sit down, have a shit, you get up, then forget, all the pain, and then you carry on as normal
and then you try your hardest not to ever let this happen again,
no, no

hard to get things done when your feeling so constipated
you feel the way its clogging up your passage and it makes you feel fustrated

when your like this you,
you sit down, have a shit, you get up, then forget, all the pain, and then you carry on as normal
and then you try your hardest not to ever let this happen again,
no, no, no






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neminem - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
First law of remixing: if Weird Al already did a parody, don't do the same one again.
Spelling Police - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like I have to issue another ticket for the misspelling of Lavigne. >:(
who cares what my name is - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Nem: Weird Al did parody this song, but I don't think he called it "Constipated."
VENTaa - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"Spelling Police" umm..it's a parody. The point is for it to be funny. The fact that it was spelled incorrectly is some funny crap.
N/A - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
the spelling police was right you cant spell very good

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