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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

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Avrial Lavigne

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The Lyrics

I've had this idea for a while, but only found the time to look at it today. I'm a bit stuck for where to go for a second verse - I would start: "When you know it just won’t come, take doses of Imodium" but I don't know what to go for next. Any suggestions greatly received!
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Chill out whatcha, yellin' for?
Relax, it's all come out before
And if I could only leave it be
I would see

Sit down, read a magazine,
Eat fruit and juice with tartrazine,
Try figs, mixed with bran
and try colonic irriga-"tian"

Go to the docs, to help with the plop,
And try not to push, when it just won’t woosh,
Just need to go, but nothing below is working… tell me

What the heck has gone and made me so constipated?
I see the way it’s acting like it’s gonna come out, gets me frustrated
I just can’t poo.
And I push and I strain, I’m in pain
And I’m trying again and I just get nothing,

Honestly they promised me suppositories would make it better
No no no

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan S. - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Not bad at all. Keep writing!
im_so_awesome - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
you know, weird al did a parody of complicated called constipated
============================= - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
er its Avril Lavigne

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