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Song Parodies -> "Blue Is For Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Strength of The World/In A House"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold/Rachel Coleman

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Is For Girls"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

In case you don't know, one of the two OS's, "In A House", comes from Signing Time! This parody is about a fictional campaign for baseball fans.
My story starts the day some men argued too much
Those never met any girls whose favorite color's blue and such
It's official, I don't want blue as your favorite colors, men!
It's for girls, you're with me, here's a rule for many baseball fans
In case you've never met a woman (blue-colored baseball uniforms, that's for girls)
A woman whose favorite color is blue (or two, if that is possible)
That color makes me gay!

Blue is for girls! Tried to make things fair
Blue is for girls! Follow my pride
Blue is for girls! The one true elite where
Pink makes the men, still so do red, yellow, and white

I've wished the Dodgers are wearing green
It will amaze my life, that won't just cause a scene

For the first time Toronto Blue Jays will be moving to National League
This time, the name will be changed to Toronto Green Eagles, you'll see
I can't stand the blue teams, but they'll be green teams
Women take all of that blue, Dodgers will lose it too

I've wished the Mets are wearing green
It will amaze my life, that won't just cause a scene

Blue is for girls! Tried to make things fair
Blue is for girls! This won't be a scene
Blue is for girls! The one true elite where
Pink makes the men, still so do black, purple, and green

So far, you baseball-loving men, I will arrange your minds from now on
In baseball, blue is for women, but not men that had never met women whose favorite color is blue

What else could I write?

In baseball, blue is the color for
Blond-haired bombshells
And flamboyant girl scouts
But not for New York Mets!

In baseball blue is the color for
Ballerinas
As well as cheerleaders
Not for Chicago Cubs!

In case you haven't met at least one female
Whose favorite color
Was at least blue
Though I know some females whose favorite color's blue
Cause for men, other colors
And for women, it's blue

In baseball blue is the color for
Bubbly teen girls
In denim skirts
Not for Milwaukee

In baseball blue is the color for
Sailor high-school girls
Coming from Japan
But not for Padres, please

In case you haven't met at least one female
Whose favorite color
Was used to be blue
Though I know some females whose favorite color's blue
Cause for men, other colors
And for women, it's blue

In baseball blue is the color for
Heart-warming divas
And swingin' soul sistas
That's not for men, men, men!
Blue is for girls, not boys!

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