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Song Parodies -> "Mondays 9:00 CBS"

Original Song Title:

"Bat Country"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Mondays 9:00 CBS"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song starring some of the pop icons of television.
[Doris Roberts]They who make a show about themselves get rid of the pain of being actors

[Drew Carey]Caught here watching TBS
[Jerry Seinfeld]Seeing shows from CBS
[Ray Romano]I watch a marathon of Becker and Yes,Dear
[Anthony Clark]When will The King of Queens be coming over here?
[Ted Danson]No Drew Carey reruns please
[Kevin James]But Wednesday nights made me just couch and wheeze

[Steve Harvey]Can't be watching this stupid sitcom
[Drew Carey]I hate Ray
[Jerry Seinfeld]Too many Raymonds,and it's giving me lots of headache
[Anthony Clark]It's not just Mondays 9:00 anymore
[Ray Romano]On CBS
[Ted Danson]Doris Roberts' character's giving me a backache

[Prairie Dawn]A new Sesame Street episode's having more
[Ernie]Of Journey To Ernie,and the fall of Hooper's Store
[Elmo]Elmo's hand is on the trigger,he's ready to ignore
[Prairie Dawn's mother Delta Dawn]Whatever Cookie Monster did to Prairie Dawn for sure
[Big Bird]No single Journey To Ernie
[Wayne Brady]Makes a new Sesame Street season worse to me

[Elmo]When will the Elmo's World tradition be...
[Ernie]Broken now?
[Elmo]Too many Prairie Dawns are popping right out of nowhere
[Bert]I hope there's more Journey To Ernie right now
[Ernie]Well,that's great
[Several Prairie Dawns]Maybe we'll act like Cookie Monsters,isn't that fair?

[Anthony Clark]Well,you just had a thing for a tv show that you'd just really hate
[Tommy Oliver the White Power Ranger]Is there a sitcom that you are allergic to anyway?
[Dexter]Caught here watching Super Bowl
[Deedee]Thirty-eight,some years ago
[Tommy Oliver]Power Rangers SPD
[The Powerpuff Girls]And the Barney Miller show

[Prairie Dawn]The best of Power Rangers
[Hilary Duff]Followed by Jackie Chan
[Clover from Totally Spies]And Dragon Ball Z,it's getting out of hand
[Ellen Degeneres]Forget the Ninja Turtles,and South Park's Kyle and Stan
[Drew Carey]Betty la fea's on ABC,don't you understand?
[Doris Roberts,Elmo,Anthony Clark,and Tommy Oliver]We'll make a show about ourselves and get rid of all the pain of being new actors

[Elmo]Can't be watching this stupid sitcom
[Drew Carey]I hate Ray
[Powerpuff Girls]Too many Raymonds,it's not supposed to be shown on cable
[Anthony Clark]What tv shows that you just really hate?
[Prairie Dawn]Tee hee hee hee hee!
[Dexter]Dexter's Laboratory's under the CBS label

[Wayne Brady]Well,you just had a thing for a tv show that you'd just hate the most
[Frankie Muniz]Is there a sitcom that's not supposed to be rerunning on cable?
[Bernie Mac]When will the reruns of The Simpsons be showing on cable tv?
[Bubbles (one of the Powerpuff Girls)]Well,I hope The Simpsons will have reruns set on TBS

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Andrea - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
kinda lame and confusing not very rhymey

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