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Song Parodies -> "Cat Country"

Original Song Title:

"Bat Country"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Country"

Parody Written by:

Your Wrost Enemy

The Lyrics

Heehhee
"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a cat"

Caught here in a freezing wind, won't lose my will to stay.
I tried to roam all through the night,
the frozen water ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the ice is singing deathly words to me.

[Chorus:]
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to strave (all alone).
Too many wounds and I'm starting to get an infection
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

As I adjust to my new sights the rarely burned out lights will take me to new hopes.
My paw is on the door I'm ready to claw.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction, follow me; show me what it's like to be sent home.

[Chorus]

So sorry I not there I've been hungry too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.

Caught here in a freezing wind, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I fall today.

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
we look up towards the homes for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
don't want your absolution cause they can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a cat

[Chorus]

So sorry i'm not there I've been hungry too long my vision's so unclear
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
I've known it from the start all these good ideas will tear your brain apart.
Scared but you can follow me I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment
555...I mean 666.
2Eagle - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good poetry, but it doesen't sound as if it was your intention to be funny. 5's for a good message.
carol - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment
three cat tails and three 5's for good message.
Dan Thompson - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS. Don't cross paths with this parody, or.....you'll vote 5
Ryan Quinn - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, I'm a huge A7X fan, and I seem to be the only one who knows the original song very well, because you changed about three words. Sorry bro, but try to go for more original stuff next time.

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