Song Parodies -> Impotent Confessions©
| Original Song Title: | "Unholy Confessions" |
| Original Performer: | Avenged sevenfold |
| Parody Song Title: | "Impotent Confessions©" |
| Parody Written by: | Emily and Fran |
We are die hard fans of a7x and are in no way insulting them!!We just thought it would be highly amusing :DEnjoy :)
"I tried," he said as she walked away.
"Not to cum early."
Two fingers make a change.
Nothing tears the hole more than dicks in you
unmasked chode!
"I'll be here waiting" horny and alone.
Nothing hurts my pride,
just affects the ones around me
when I'm dick deep in her muff,
my dicks the one to fall.
"I wish I could be the one,
the one who could make you cum
But being the one on the top,
I know where it goes, you're always guiding me.
When you're soaked with cum in my lap,
I know it's hard to cope
you probably want to be sick
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."
Nothing will last in this sex,
your time is spent just faking,
now you're perfecting the moan... stick it in!!
Constrict your hands around me,
squeeze till I cannot breathe,
my dick feels dead inside you,
this problems here to stay.
Break out your sexy thongs,
tear down my cum-stained pants,
restraints are useless here,
seeing my cum is near.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Nothing hurts my pride,
just affects the ones around me
when I'm dick deep in her muff,
my dicks the one to fall.
"I wish I could be the one,
the one who could make you cum
But being the one on the top,
I know where it goes, you're always guiding me.
When you're soaked with cum in my lap,
I know it's hard to cope
you probably want to be sick
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"Not to cum early."
Two fingers make a change.
Nothing tears the hole more than dicks in you
unmasked chode!
"I'll be here waiting" horny and alone.
Nothing hurts my pride,
just affects the ones around me
when I'm dick deep in her muff,
my dicks the one to fall.
"I wish I could be the one,
the one who could make you cum
But being the one on the top,
I know where it goes, you're always guiding me.
When you're soaked with cum in my lap,
I know it's hard to cope
you probably want to be sick
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."
Nothing will last in this sex,
your time is spent just faking,
now you're perfecting the moan... stick it in!!
Constrict your hands around me,
squeeze till I cannot breathe,
my dick feels dead inside you,
this problems here to stay.
Break out your sexy thongs,
tear down my cum-stained pants,
restraints are useless here,
seeing my cum is near.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Nothing hurts my pride,
just affects the ones around me
when I'm dick deep in her muff,
my dicks the one to fall.
"I wish I could be the one,
the one who could make you cum
But being the one on the top,
I know where it goes, you're always guiding me.
When you're soaked with cum in my lap,
I know it's hard to cope
you probably want to be sick
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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I thought this rendition of Avenged sevenfold's epic Unholy Confessions was truly inspired. You 2 deserve a pat on the back. Pure genious!
Hey! this was really good! kuuudos!
This parody made me poop. : >
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