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Song Parodies -> "Impotent Confessions©"

Original Song Title:

"Unholy Confessions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avenged sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Impotent Confessions©"

Parody Written by:

Emily and Fran

The Lyrics

We are die hard fans of a7x and are in no way insulting them!!We just thought it would be highly amusing :DEnjoy :)
"I tried," he said as she walked away.
"Not to cum early."
Two fingers make a change.
Nothing tears the hole more than dicks in you
unmasked chode!
"I'll be here waiting" horny and alone.

Nothing hurts my pride,
just affects the ones around me
when I'm dick deep in her muff,
my dicks the one to fall.

"I wish I could be the one,
the one who could make you cum
But being the one on the top,
I know where it goes, you're always guiding me.
When you're soaked with cum in my lap,
I know it's hard to cope
you probably want to be sick
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."

Nothing will last in this sex,
your time is spent just faking,
now you're perfecting the moan... stick it in!!
Constrict your hands around me,
squeeze till I cannot breathe,
my dick feels dead inside you,
this problems here to stay.
Break out your sexy thongs,
tear down my cum-stained pants,
restraints are useless here,
seeing my cum is near.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Nothing hurts my pride,
just affects the ones around me
when I'm dick deep in her muff,
my dicks the one to fall.

"I wish I could be the one,
the one who could make you cum
But being the one on the top,
I know where it goes, you're always guiding me.
When you're soaked with cum in my lap,
I know it's hard to cope
you probably want to be sick
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Percy - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this rendition of Avenged sevenfold's epic Unholy Confessions was truly inspired. You 2 deserve a pat on the back. Pure genious!
Maddywoo - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey! this was really good! kuuudos!
iAmAwesome - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody made me poop. : >
Arisen M. - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Mind if I put this version on YouTube. All credits will go to you, I just want to see peoples reactions xD. Realy @ Antonk905@yahoo.com

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