"He who makes a pig out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of eating a spam"
Wooaah!!!

Caught here in a fatty daze
Won't lose my will to lose weight
I've tri-i-i-i-ed to keep my no-carb diet
But all these fatty foods
Keep ruining my life

No more donuts here to see
Choccy sprinkles no siree for me

Please don't tempt me as I'm starting to run (run and run)
The cheesy beans I ate, I don't even want to mention
My confidence has left me all on my own
I pray to god that I won't end up with constipation

And I-I-I-I-I
Want to eat some more pie
Some chips as well I'm thinkin'
Would be so very nice
My hand is on the cooker
It's ready to ignite
I'll have a heart attack tomorrow
If I eat this tonight

All these donuts look so rich
Doctors tell me "keep out of the fridge"

Can't you help me lose this weight from my bum (my fat bum)
Too many cream cakes and I'm starting to get indigestion
These remmie tablets are not easing the pain
I'll call the nurse and get some medical attention

So sorry there's no food left
The fridge has been padlocked for far too long
So take a trip with me but
Don't be surprised when we're at Maccy D's

Caught here in a fatty daze
Won't lose my will to lose weight
These eyes won't see the cakes
After I drink this shake

Instrumental ^_^

Sometimes I don't know why
I feel like eating fries
I'm looking at the pies
For answers to my lies
Ain't getting a solution
I will not be alright
To hell with your opinion
Eat everything tonight!!!

I'll make a pig out of myselfyeah
Get's rid of all the pain of eating more ham

Can't you help me lose this weight from my bum (and my tum)
Too many cream cakes and I'm starting to get indigestion
These Remmie tablets are not easing the pain
I'll call the nurse at get some medical attention

So sorry there's no food left
The fridge has been padlocked for far too long
So take a trip with me but
Don't be surprised when we're at Maccy D's

I've known it for so long
My diets, well they never seem to work
Yeah, but you don't seem to care
To fat to live but will not exercise!!!