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Song Parodies -> "Fat Country"

Original Song Title:

"Bat Country"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Country"

Parody Written by:

xKatyx

The Lyrics

Great song from the best band in the world avenged sevenfold...only changed a little bit!!!Enjoy xxx
"He who makes a pig out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of eating a spam"
Wooaah!!!

Caught here in a fatty daze
Won't lose my will to lose weight
I've tri-i-i-i-ed to keep my no-carb diet
But all these fatty foods
Keep ruining my life

No more donuts here to see
Choccy sprinkles no siree for me

Please don't tempt me as I'm starting to run (run and run)
The cheesy beans I ate, I don't even want to mention
My confidence has left me all on my own
I pray to god that I won't end up with constipation

And I-I-I-I-I
Want to eat some more pie
Some chips as well I'm thinkin'
Would be so very nice
My hand is on the cooker
It's ready to ignite
I'll have a heart attack tomorrow
If I eat this tonight

All these donuts look so rich
Doctors tell me "keep out of the fridge"

Can't you help me lose this weight from my bum (my fat bum)
Too many cream cakes and I'm starting to get indigestion
These remmie tablets are not easing the pain
I'll call the nurse and get some medical attention

So sorry there's no food left
The fridge has been padlocked for far too long
So take a trip with me but
Don't be surprised when we're at Maccy D's

Caught here in a fatty daze
Won't lose my will to lose weight
These eyes won't see the cakes
After I drink this shake

Instrumental ^_^

Sometimes I don't know why
I feel like eating fries
I'm looking at the pies
For answers to my lies
Ain't getting a solution
I will not be alright
To hell with your opinion
Eat everything tonight!!!

I'll make a pig out of myselfyeah
Get's rid of all the pain of eating more ham

Can't you help me lose this weight from my bum (and my tum)
Too many cream cakes and I'm starting to get indigestion
These Remmie tablets are not easing the pain
I'll call the nurse at get some medical attention

So sorry there's no food left
The fridge has been padlocked for far too long
So take a trip with me but
Don't be surprised when we're at Maccy D's

I've known it for so long
My diets, well they never seem to work
Yeah, but you don't seem to care
To fat to live but will not exercise!!!
Hope you liked it

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 25

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
reminds me of my parody
max - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had me in stiches(because i told it to a fat kid at school!)
Jen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
to Tokusou Sentai Blessranger: this parody is better than your and it isn't anywhere near the same as yours gets 5s from me, well done great parody, a7x rule!!
SaMMeH - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Class dooood....u sooo ttly rawk!!!!!!!!!
PEEETTTEEEERRRRRR!!! - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
yer a stopped readin it cos it confuzzled meh, and a divnt ney nar what the floob a parody is! but SEXXXXXX! tis grrr8! K8EH! teh SEXXX! avec extra Sexxxx! *HUGSHHH* u floob! *mwuaa*
Quinny - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
this place is mint, better than yours dood , i just checked yours out and to be honest it well SUCKS
xKatyx - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks peoples I love you all!!! apart from the people who didn't like it... for your information I wrote this when i was on holiday (and very bored) in august, then my friend told me to put it on this website so i did and it isnt anything like yours anyway apart from the fact it has the same title and the phrasing actually goes with the real song xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Meeeeeeeee - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This was one of the funniest
Sam - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
That was funny. Nice parody.
Joel Martinez - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Well done! especially how you even included parodying the Doctor Johnson quote from the video itself!555
maddywoo - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved it :)))
Katsu - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
This was really funny. Some parts don't match but otherwise, 4/5!
Hawky - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody! 555 from me :3
Tim Buko - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a great parody and nothing like Tokosouo's. Rock on!!!!!!

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