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Song Parodies -> "Virtual Life"

Original Song Title:

"Afterlife"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Virtual Life"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Jerks

The Lyrics

Sit in front of the screen, killing noobs 'cause I'm mean
So unsure but it seems, I am a higher level
Completed all of this game, just giving you a harsh name
'Cause your virtual life better stay, or you'll nooby rest of your days
I see a rifle gun, it's time time to have some fun
Such a surreal sight to see that I've died on the floor
I died too early

And when I think of all the levels I just didn't do
I've smashed up all my games and realized this is really unfair

Play the 360, there's nothing left for me
Apart from this virtual life!
'Cause this time I'll win, I'll scream and scream
Til the boss is dead!

I'll kick your ass at this game, suffer and feel the pain
Can't beat me but you refrain, 'cause you know I will kill you
Uber geek is my name, and killing noobs is my game
'Cause your virtual life is such a joke, If I laugh anymore I will choke!!
This is an awesome fight (with my hand grenades all the more)
My skill is your demise (you're much too young please learn)
I'm on a killing spree you see, I feel proud but not guilty
Yet I'm so sorry!

Give me a plasma gun and realize you must say goodbye
Please understand I have to blast you and I don't care if you cry!

Play the 360, There's nothing left for me
Apart from this virtual life!
'Cause this time I'll win I'll scream and scream
Til the boss is dead!
Got nothing against noobs and surely I'll miss you
They gave me fun and I laughed at loud
But I'd hope you might, practice and then join
When the time is right

Lost ones back home all crying
'Cause I've already beaten them
They pray by the grace of God
That there's nobody hacking them
Give me a chance to beat that flipping damn wannabe
(I am unbeaten; I'm smiling you're all level threes)
Oh Lord I've tried too quit but I'm getting too good at this
(Look at me, look at me, I need a challenger who's worthy)

[Guitar Solo]

Play the 360, There's nothing left for me
Apart from this virtual life!
'Cause this time I'll win I'll scream and scream
Til the boss is dead!
Got nothing against noobs and surely I'll miss you
They gave me fun and I laughed at loud
But I'd hope you might, practice and then join
When the time is right

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