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Song Parodies -> "Song of The Conficker"

Original Song Title:

"Trashed and Scattered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Song of The Conficker"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This keeps coming, you'll see for yourself (it might be ruining my day real soon)
Web surfing come out slower as well (once I'm threatened, there's many stories to tell)
You can't see it, you won't feel it, you might just take it, but can't reveal it (stuck in a state of insulting)
And just when you thought that you were destined, when there's a blow that you have to lessen (dictionary attacks could put my life on hold)

It's been scattered again, I'm gettin' real low
It often upgrades itself, my PC feels old
Its tactics are pretty stealth, a sign of Malware
Well, that lousy Conficker's wasting my time

I'll be its next victim, but I'm afraid that I'm not, though
And every night, some certain sites, would have to take their toll
If you know how to stop it, it's a threay you'll never know
Your Mac must be very defensive, so it won't seize its control

That virus must've walked away, the internet don't mean crap
It crawls on me like a parasite, and I'd have to get it out

Spambots seek revenge and take you down as well (something's in front of me, danger ahead)
Though I do have a different story to tell (system shutdowns without acknowledgement)
Oh, what a harmful virus that most citizens can deal with, they're kinda worried (long way to go, they made it there)
Two-faced virus, it's pushing away my NetBIOS, I gotta update (grade up, that's what I have to do so)

If you're a member of the French Navy, don't lose courage (how inane)
I'll stand right here, 'cause of neighborhood deceit viruses (what a shame)
If you were on my side, don't have to lose your pride and justify the means (something caused a scene)
I'll stand around and fight, I'll never lose tonight, the geek squads will be keen

It's been scattered again, I'm gettin' real low
It often upgrades itself, my PC feels old
Its tactics are pretty stealth, a sign of Malware
SQL Slammers, are you out of your minds?

It walked down these roads alone and will invade here
The "I Love You" worms jumped out, I barely cried tears (I hardly survived)
My access was not denied but I'm not alright
What a lousy Conficker that had wasted my time

That virus must've walked away, the internet don't mean crap
It crawls on me like a parasite, and I'd have to get it out

I'll be its next victim, but I'm afraid that I'm not, though
And every night, some certain sites, would have to take their toll
If you know how to stop it, it's a threay you'll never know
Your Mac must be very defensive, so it won't seize its control
[Windows XP shut down jingle]

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Joel Martinez - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Why do you always give yourself ones after submitting a parody? :'(

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