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Song Parodies -> "Cereal"

Original Song Title:

"Psychosocial"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Cereal"

Parody Written by:

Kyung Phil Eum

The Lyrics

Cereal - (^(oo)^)

I did my work, it's time to feast, just so hungry
Milk, it never dies, that's why it goes in the bowl
Which one to eat, I can't decide
Post or Kellog's Pop Tarts, Weetabix or Frosted Snowflakes

Went to the market, looked at some brands
Then got confused with numbers nine and six and sex
Sanity's gotten good hold of me
I scream, the cashier stares, then runs away in fear

Lack of cereal owns all
Starving while you desperate
And eventually
The lack of food inside of me will kill

Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal
Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal

What can I do, I have nothing left
The cashier ran away, the people have gone mad
This is not too good, but what can I just do
There's no cereal

Ran outta there in fear, could look for others
But what if there was no more open shops
Now there's riots on the streets, but I haven't lost hope
I'm running fast, running away in fear

Lack of cereal owns all
Starving while you desperate
And eventually
The lack of food inside of me will kill

Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal
Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal, Lack of Cereal

GUITAR SOLO BY MICK

My stamina is drained
My stamina is drained
My stamina is drained
My stamina is drained

I'm back at home but no
Cereal present here
I might just try to run back out
It's hard to control my temper
If the world will end soon
I will find it quick
Then run away in fear

Lack of cereal owns all
Starving while you desperate
And eventually
The lack of food inside of me will kill

Lack of cereal owns all
Starving while you desperate
And eventually
The lack of food inside of me will kill

My stamina is drained
My stamina is drained
My stamina is drained
My stamina is drained

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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a7xfan - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
its good, but hey wrong artist :P
Mike D - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
nice FAIL on the artist
RIPJimmy - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
yeah i believe you are thinking of slipknot...not Avenged....
RIP The REV - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Wrong band

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