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Song Parodies -> "Dancing Shit"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Dead"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing Shit"

Parody Written by:

Kyung Phil Eum

The Lyrics

Dancing Shit - (^(oo)^)

Eating an apple pie
Never washed my hands nor wiped the dirt
Off my big hands
I was too lazy to wash it

But alas the price I paid
When my stomach rumbled as my shit gave way
So I took a shit, look at the size

Looking at the bowl I can see
The smelly product and its
Dancing in the bowl
There's no way to stop the commotion
As the party starts its
Dancing in the bowl

And while I look for a way to
Stop all of this, stop all this action so I can shit in peace
My shit is still in the bowl
As if this was a party
Dancing in the bowl

I ran out the door
While my shit stayed in there still intact
Looked for some help
I forgot that my pants were off me

Tick Tock the time goes by As
I run back to the bathroom
Still no help
What can I do?

Looking at the bowl I can see
The smelly product and its
Dancing in the bowl
There's no way to stop the commotion
As the party starts its
Dancing in the bowl

And while I look for a way to
Stop all of this, stop all this action so I can shit in peace
My shit is still in the bowl
As if this was a party
Dancing in the bowl

I got an idea
I just had to flush it down

Flushed it down the toilet
Tried so hard to endure it
But in the end it stays the same yeah~

Looking at the bowl I can see
The smelly product and its
Dancing in the bowl
There's no way to stop the commotion
As the party starts its
Dancing in the bowl

And while I look for a way to
Stop all of this, stop all this action so I can shit in peace
My shit is still in the bowl
As if this was a party
Dancing in the bowl

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a7xfan - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao
the bark bark - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
hey! watch your language!
alex - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
haha! xD

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