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Song Parodies -> "The Beast in the Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"The Beast and the Harlot"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"The Beast in the Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Dbone2you

The Lyrics

If you like Toilet humor than this is the song for you!
This shiny white built komode, a far cry from urinals,
There's more than piss in here, look to the waters of the bowl,
a city of sewage,
There sat a seven pound log, and I really couldn't take it.
The Beast in the Toilet.


It's a chocolate covered demon,
it's a cigar for every unclean spirit,
every piece of toilet paper, is off of the roll,
fallen now it is in the bowl.

I had to drop a heavy load, my colon was sufferin'
My Plague has come and the family has to yern,
Destroyed the toilet.
store owners of the world, janitors, and people of the news.
will weep at this smell that took a meteor from the sky
The Beast in the Toilet


It's a chocolate covered demon,
it's a cigar for every unclean spirit,
every piece of toilet paper, is off of the roll,
fallen now it is in the bowl

The day has come for my bowels,
If you're not in Haz-Mat, You'll be struck to the ground,
Flee the smelly, stinking city.
Don't look back to see it's still around.

I don't believe in aerosols and no one wants to smell this now,
You've made the wrong decision and it's easy to scream.
Now if you wanna scrub it's your choice,
You're welcome to the toilet but you'll probably bleed.


It's a chocolate covered demon,
it's a cigar for every unclean spirit,
every piece of toilet paper, is off of the roll,
fallen now it is in the bowl


It's a chocolate covered demon,
it's a cigar for every unclean spirit,
every piece of toilet paper, is off of the roll,
fallen now it is in the bowl

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
No Larry Craig reference?
Rip - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Wasn't really funny...and doesn't go to the song's pace.
Sir Tommygun - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Ruins the original song, I hope you're happy with yourself.
The Fuzz - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
You made M. Shadows cry...THE SHAME!!
Ryan Bennett - July 25, 2013 - Report this comment
it's a shame cos your parody has so much potential but it doesnt work. i am sorry but keep it up you will eventually write on that is amazing

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