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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Get Home Tonight, Part I"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't See You Tonight, Part 1"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Get Home Tonight, Part I"

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The Lyrics

Part II details his wife's reactions, including whether or not she gags him, locks him in the closet, and forces him to watch her have sex with Jim, the mailman, whom she just pulled off of the street and began making out with.
Traffic cones on the freeway-ay-ay-ay-ay
I've gotta go; I cannot stay
Traffic cones; I've gotta pee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
I call you up and say
I won't get home tonight

Sorry...I know you're waiting up
With lingerie; you've not yet supped

The cars stretch on for miles, at least
I've got my iPod on; this guy is going three
Just go to sleep; I think I see a car in flames
This landmark looks the same; I won't get home toni-ight not our anniversary
Keep in mind I haven't forgotten since 1993
And as I sit in line I pray
You still will do me, though I was in a cabaret

(fat rockin' solo)

So far I have to go. Please don't pack your stuff and leave.
When I get home, some lie I will concieve.

Still on Thirty-Five
Go to bed; turn out the light

Still on Thirty-Five
All that I can do is drive...

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