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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Pot Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Seize the Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Pot Pie"

Parody Written by:

SynysterFranks

The Lyrics

Yeah...I was bored and thinking of Chicken Pot Pie. I don't even LIKE Chicken Pot Pie!
I looked at the freezer, and I was very lost.
It's empty and cold inside of there, and I was sick, had pains all over.

Pizza had freezer burn, and I saw the Chicken Pot Pie
But I started to worry
The meats I past inside will go straight in the garbage can

Unwrapped it, and put it into the oven,
And set the timer for 15
Minutes, and then I waited, it seemed like forever.
I looked straight into the kitchen, looking at the smoke in the air.
The timer, wasn't done, but I don't want to lose it.

I smell my Chicken burn, I feel my hunger grow with time,
But I'm too starved to worry.
(A medley, chef boyardee, or just one pop-tart)

Man, today, I'm regretting the pie I lost
It's black and it's burnt inside of here,
too rock hard to even chomp on.

My pot pie, replace you I must, setting the table to my left,
No longer, needing it so what do I eat?
Will you take a journey tonight, following me into Wal-Mart.
But yo, what if there are no Chicken Pot Pies?

I walk towards the Pies, And I stop to take a look back
And there are no more pies there.
(Only remedies, and mustard seeds, and crap I don't need)

See today, I've ben regretting the pie I lost
It's burnt and black, and in the trash, not much to say since it is over.
Went through strife, questions of the pic missing here
So thirsty, I just grabbed a beer
Please tell me that this isn't real.

(awesome guitar solo while eating a Chicken Pot Pie)

So what if I don't eat tonight, yeah, or lick my lips again? Whoahohohohohoho
So I've never been this hungry, and the food to eat I want to see
In front of my face.

See today, I've been regretting the pie I lost
It's burnt and black, and in the trash, not much to say since it is over.
Went through strife, questions of the pie
missing here
So thirsty, I just grabbed a beer
Please tell me that this isn't real.

(Oven, you lost me-- my last Chicken Pot Pie.)
(Oven, you lost me-- my last Chicken Pot Pie.)
I stand here alone
Starving, without my food, no chance to buy some more.

(Oven, you lost me-- my last Chicken Pot Pie.)
(Oven, you lost me-- my last Chicken Pot Pie.)
I stand here alone
Starving, without my food, no chance to buy some more.
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TJC - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Finger lickin' good!
Shadows4Life - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome parody! Keep up the great work man!
I WANNADO SHADOWS! - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME LIKE SYNYSTER GATES!!!! THIS ROCKS LIKE THE REV!!! IT IS COOL LIKE JOHNNY!!! DELIGHTFUL LIKE ZACKY!!!! SEXYYYY LIKE MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Shadows is Gay - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude. At least you made this song better than it was before. It sucked before. Avenged Sevenfold sucks, Matthew Shadows sucks, and all the rest of the fags in that band. At least you have more talent then those sell-outs.
maddywoo - April 15, 2007 - Report this comment
yes! this is a glorious bored/hungry anthem!!!!!!
lesley - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
this was pretty funny :) good work...and by the way...a7x rules!
Lauren (: - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Fags...? Do you even know what that word means?! wait as a matter of fact you probably do because you're one! why dont you get a life "matt shadows is gay" because tbh Matt shadows is amazing like all the others! Especially Synyster

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