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Song Parodies -> "Fat Country"

Original Song Title:

"Bat Country"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Country"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of some weight when being a man.
Caught up in a Subway,might lose my will to stay
I ate Carne Asada,my pounds aren't raising high
The Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich is very tight
Have it your way at BK,Mickey D's won't ruin my day

I have got some calories to burn (all alone)
Too many sodas and I'm starting to get an attraction
My consequences leaving me on my own (all alone)
I'll lose some more weight and you know I don't want the attention

I'm coming here to Arby's to think of something new
The chicken fingers really will gear me up too
I'm going to Wendy's to see the ranch tooth
And eat a nice burger where ranch will fill the truth
Monterrey Jack spicy stuff,my weight's boosted now I had enough

I have got some calories to burn (all alone)
Too many sodas and I'm starting to get an attraction
My consequences leaving me on my own (all alone)
I'll lose some more weight and you know I don't want the attention

So sorry you're not here I've been stout too long my weight is so obscene
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't thick enough

Caught up in a Subway,might lose my will to stay.
My weight won't be the same,I'll lose more pounds today.

The Chicken Fries of BK is blowing me away
The Mickey D's Chicken Selects made me thicken
Let's go for Carl's Jr.,I'm not flabby enough
And Jack In The Box has more Ciabatta
I'll make a beast out of myself,gets rid some of my weight when being a man

I have got some calories to burn (all alone)
Too many sodas and I'm starting to get an attraction
My consequences leaving me on my own (all alone)
I'll lose some more weight and you know I don't want the attention

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Pacing: 2.2
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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 11

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Ryan Quinn - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing band, superb live show, great parody! However, you missed a section at the end when the slow part comes back, I'm not sure if that's in the single. It would have been a great place to sum up the whole song. You may have used too much of the original lyrics as well, but overall good job. 5-5-5 if only for the source material. On a side note, you might like my stuff, I'm around 120 or something on the artists list.
Dawn - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
A7X Is my favorite band and ur version of "bat country" totally sucks!!! sorry to say but it does! the sentences dont fit with the beat and it wasnt funny at all, better luck next time! Try sabotaging a SUCKY band's lyrics!
Steph - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
That was so gay. Dawn (from above) and I wrote a 100% better parody than that!
Jen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I've written a better parody than that, shame on you!!
pete_bullet_182 - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
it was ok but a lot more needs 2 be done b4 this shudve been submitted low ratings from me

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