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Song Parodies -> "Lori Kauffman from Boston"

Original Song Title:

"Boston"

Original Performer:

Augustana

Parody Song Title:

"Lori Kauffman from Boston"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Lori Kauffman is running for a Republican leadership position in Dorchester. She’s positively obsessed with Kanye West and Hitler, and (despite being raised Jewish herself) says she wants to exile all Jews from America. She also has a habit of posting thirst traps with a Nazi theme, which has gotten her a lot of attention, at least…
Have you met someone who’s
Said she’ll exile Jews
And Nazis are good news

Obsessed with Kanye West
A Jew she was, but now she does
Display a shiny cross because

She’s gone Groyper
She’s gone off the rails
Oh yeah, she said
She’ll expel Jews, and she’ll ban being trans
Oh yeah

I mean, she’s kind of hot
But the Nazi schtick
Ruins it a lot

Does it feel good to you
Those lonely fascist dudes
Drooling when they see you

You said
Boston’s evil
And it needs a purge
Oh yeah, you said
You’ll expel Jews, and you’ll ban being gay
Oh yeah

She said, “my name is Lori Kauffman
And Kanye is the greatest
We need a fascist ruler
But don’t call me insane

Where’s Hitler when you need him
I used to like the Donald
But he’s a slave to Zion
I think he’s lost his brain

Oh yeah, I want to lead in Boston
I want the commies fired
And we must kick the Jews out
With migrants close behind

They jabbed me for the virus
It filled my brain with tumors*
I know, but now they are shrinking
But THESE two still look nice, oh yeah…”

She’s gone crazy
Hope she doesn’t win…

Kauffman
That chick is insane
What’s wrong with her brain?
That chick is insane
Kauffman
She is so insane
*She also claimed the COVID vaccine gave her a stage 4 brain tumor. Maybe it’d be more accurate to say Lori Kauffman IS a brain tumor of some sort.

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