-> "Sly Stallone"
Original Song Title:
"Like A Stone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sly Stallone"
The Lyrics
Movie career went down the drain,
After he was in Spy Kids 3.
And my opinion of Driven,
Well it totally sucked ass.
Now Judge Dredd wasn't bad,
What was bad was him as-Weaver-in-Antz.
Daylight, Copland,
Tango & Cash,
And the classic Cliffhanger.
These movies featured one man,
Who seems to not act no more.
This song is about
Sly Stallone,
Oh Sylvester where have you gone?
Another Rocky would be nice,
Or a Rambo I'd see more-than-twice.
Demolition Man was real great,
Except when he was naked.
Get Carter,
Was awful,
So was Avenging Angelo but
Cobra was cool,
Rhinestone wasn't.
Oscar was in betwe-en.
"Yo, Adri-an! I did it!"
Shouts Rocky Bal-bo-a
Played by the man named
Sly Stallone,
Oh Sylvester where have-you-gone?
HAVE YOU GO-NE!
(Cool guitar part)
And Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was so funny,
However, The Special-ist wasn't so lucky.
I guess Over The Top was not so bad.
But Staying Alive proves he
DIRECTS WORSE THAN HE ACTS!
OH!!
These movies featured one man,
Who seems to not act no more.
This song is about
SLY STALLONE!
Oh Sylvester where have-you-gone?
HAVE-YOU-GO-NE!!!
Ohhhhhoo...
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