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Song Parodies -> "Sly Stallone"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Audioslave

Parody Song Title:

"Sly Stallone"

Parody Written by:

Jammin' Jeff

The Lyrics

Okay, I'm back again....Since it seems like I haven't been nominated for anything for this months bi-annual Am-I-Right awards, I've just been trying to think of some better things to parody about. This one I hope will be the first of my new improved better parodies. However, the pacing was difficult because Cornell like drags his syllables out a lot so it was hard for me to fit words in, but I still hope you find it funny and know that the movie opinions in this song may vary, but these are just opinions so don't take them personally. Okay? Enjoy!
Movie career went down the drain,
After he was in Spy Kids 3.
And my opinion of Driven,
Well it totally sucked ass.
Now Judge Dredd wasn't bad,
What was bad was him as-Weaver-in-Antz.
Daylight, Copland,
Tango & Cash,
And the classic Cliffhanger.

These movies featured one man,
Who seems to not act no more.
This song is about
Sly Stallone,
Oh Sylvester where have you gone?


Another Rocky would be nice,
Or a Rambo I'd see more-than-twice.
Demolition Man was real great,
Except when he was naked.
Get Carter,
Was awful,
So was Avenging Angelo but
Cobra was cool,
Rhinestone wasn't.
Oscar was in betwe-en.

"Yo, Adri-an! I did it!"
Shouts Rocky Bal-bo-a
Played by the man named
Sly Stallone,
Oh Sylvester where have-you-gone?
HAVE YOU GO-NE!

(Cool guitar part)

And Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was so funny,
However, The Special-ist wasn't so lucky.
I guess Over The Top was not so bad.
But Staying Alive proves he
DIRECTS WORSE THAN HE ACTS!
OH!!

These movies featured one man,
Who seems to not act no more.
This song is about
SLY STALLONE!
Oh Sylvester where have-you-gone?
HAVE-YOU-GO-NE!!!
Ohhhhhoo...

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Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, Sly's been in a slump. I saw Rocky more times than Star Wars.
Static - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, being a race fan, I LIKED DRIVEN! DON'T MAKE FUN OF CART, THE RACING ORGANIZATION WITH AS MUCH MONEY IN ITS POCKET AS LEBEIW15 SAYS HE HAS IN "DARED TO DRINK TOILET WATER!" Phew, that was a mouthful.
Static - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, 5 to the 3rd.

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