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Song Parodies -> "Chris Cornell Is The Best Singer In The World"

Original Song Title:

"Doesn't Remind Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Audioslave

Parody Song Title:

"Chris Cornell Is The Best Singer In The World"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

Ah! Chris Cornell that wonderful song and dance man , with his sad and depressed sounding vocals. Hmm. It's as if he doesn't want to sing.
I watch Shopping Channel,
To hear the costs.
So it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I watch Peter Pan,
and T.V.'s Lost.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me of how I sing.
I like starting fires in trailer lots.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like Tinker Toys and, Lincoln Logs.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.

Chorus: My vocals are lost.
Yes, they are gone.
Seems I'm not famous anymore
I won't sing anymore you can bet.
Because I'll just fall asleep.

Forget it!

I sing like I'm bored,
And like a sick dog.
Yet it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like riding Horsies,
and Santa Clause.
So it doesn't remind me of how I sing.
I like Macaroni, mixed with Rum.
But it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like reading people's mail,
and beating up Nuns.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me of how I sing.

Chorus

They can shave me and pummel me with rocks.
Slow and sweetly like never before.
All they want is singing, so I run fast.
So dicreetly, I don't look back.

Chorus

I like dancing with boys,
and missions to Mars.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like chopping off hands,
and spreading SARS.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.

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jonas - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
wow, this really blows, you cant be serious working with humour. Its like you just took a dump on a piece of paper, scraped it off and this is what was left.
Josh Bain - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm so sorry I insulted your lover Chris Cornell Mr. Jonas. But as for my comedy skills lets see you write something better.
Bobby Bolgsonia - September 12, 2010 - Report this comment
It was pretty funny though and I actually like Chris Cornhell. Audioslave was such a killer idea but he's getting cocky with his solo crap. I bought the last solo album (*not scream) and Billy Jean was the only song i listened to twice-then I threw the cd somewhere deep into the cracks of the Earth so I could not remember his bad moments. If I could sing like anyone it would be him in Audioslave or Roy Khan from Kamelot or Chester from Linkin Park. I just wished he would team up with Metallica or Iced Earth or Linkin Park or if he teamed up with Yngwie Malmsteen hahaha
gtntc - August 07, 2011 - Report this comment
"Chester from Linkin Park" i was totally with you bobby, till you let that jem slip out

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