I watch Shopping Channel,
To hear the costs.
So it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I watch Peter Pan,
and T.V.'s Lost.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me of how I sing.
I like starting fires in trailer lots.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like Tinker Toys and, Lincoln Logs.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.

Chorus: My vocals are lost.
Yes, they are gone.
Seems I'm not famous anymore
I won't sing anymore you can bet.
Because I'll just fall asleep.

Forget it!

I sing like I'm bored,
And like a sick dog.
Yet it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like riding Horsies,
and Santa Clause.
So it doesn't remind me of how I sing.
I like Macaroni, mixed with Rum.
But it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like reading people's mail,
and beating up Nuns.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me of how I sing.

Chorus

They can shave me and pummel me with rocks.
Slow and sweetly like never before.
All they want is singing, so I run fast.
So dicreetly, I don't look back.

Chorus

I like dancing with boys,
and missions to Mars.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.
I like chopping off hands,
and spreading SARS.
Cuz' it doesn't remind me on how to sing.