Ice Cream Cone (Parody of "Like A Stone" by Audioslave)
By Dusty D

(Verse 1)
I have fallen, away from spoon
Doesn't get full, seems less and less
Need some leave way, to address
Utensils are our cages
When you look, at what is left
You see no way to eat it all
But if you're looking for the best
I'll tell you where to go

(Chorus)
On your couch, you long to eat
Rocky Road, Strawberry
The wise do dare the
Ice Cream Cone
Everything's better
On a cone

(Verse 2)
To eat in bed, you need a tray
For a bowl so it doesn't dangle
But I'm beggin' for anyone
Who wants the dessert heaven
Get a cone, a mile tall
Sit there and watch it grow
Scoops in twos
Be well fed
Then eat till it is all gone

(Chorus)
On your couch, you long to eat
Rocky Road, Strawberry
The wise do dare the
Ice Cream Cone
Everything's better
On a cone
Cone

(Verse 3)
A man once said
Indulgence is wrong
I have no regret
For being Dreyer's pawn
But I will confess
My belly was prolonged
Till my last breath
I will eat till dawn

(Chorus)
On your couch, you long to eat
Rocky Road, Strawberry
The wise do dare
The Ice Cream Cone
Everything's better
On a cone
Cone