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Original Song Title:

"Like A Stone"

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Parody Song Title:

"Like A Scone"

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The Lyrics

An ode to scones, something I hold near and dear to my heart...
I was thinkin'
About the way that the British have their noon tea
like a small snack
where you relax and eat small food in large quantities
a good idea
I would think
that we should do that over here
I love my scones
and I don't think
I ever seem to get enough

soft, warm scones,
I long to eat
clotted cream
or buttered please
If I had one now--
I'd eat that scone
muffins pale when compared
to scones

I'm so hungry
and only scones will cure this emptiness that stays
like a sickness--
scone withdrawl can only be cured by one thing
I think you know
what it is
do I need to say again?
soft, warm scones
are my best friend
I think I'll need one very soon

near a scone
I long to be
magic scones
full of blueberries
nothing cures hunger quite
like a scone
magic food of the Brits

so will I ne'er
find my destined scone?
will I search in vain
ariving home alone?
Alone with my cream, alone with my butter
and dream of my poor scones
thinking they were forgotten?

with my scones
I need to be
I need them
as they need me
nothing's as comforting
as a scone
nothing calms stomachs quite
like scones

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Billy Florio - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Egh....Dunkin Donuts scones are the best
Niklas - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
A stone is a common object to relate to, a scone (I've only had a few) is'nt my choice to drink tea or anything else with.
Sarah - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude!! This scone thing rocks!!! I think that I'll go eat one right now!!! Wait... I don't HAVE ANY SCONES!!!!!! Time for tea... where o where is my little scone... oh, what shall I do? Anyway, scones.... are an excellent source of calcium, fiber, and frustration (when you bake them and they don't puff up right.) .... SCONE.

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