-> "Corrupt Judges"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Lovers"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Corrupt Judges"
Parody Written by:
Joe Fernandez
The Lyrics
Here we are
the two of us together
taking this crazy chance to fix the match
we both know that if we vote together
that if we're found out
it could mess up, both our gold metal hopes
I'd love to think about us winning the gold together
as soon as you look at them just fix the score
they'll never know, that we're working together
we can't let them know
no, no, no, we can't leave a trail
sitting on the chair, I don't look anyway
just fix the scores, and know that I'm okay
Hoping we'll win
before anyone catches on
I wait anxiously
getting the call, on my phone
How could someone know it's not right
Everyone knows the falls were so slight
Skating triple jumps, just ain't easy at all
But who cares...if the russians almost fall
Corrupt Judges
that's what we are
trying so hard to hide
the votes we steal
cause the gold might belong to someone else
but we can't let it go
'cause the money is real
oh what a deal!
you and me
we won't fail
it ain't cool
but do we care?
can they tell
what's in our minds
baby there's been corrupt judges
all of the time
After the skating's done they notice our crime
we both get nervous and we started to lie
It was too late, it was starting to show
we've got to be careful
lest our whole plot is exposed
Corrupt Judges
that's what we are
trying so hard to hide
the votes we steal
cause the gold might belong to someone else
but we can't let it go
'cause the money is real
oh what a deal!
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