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Song Parodies -> "Everything Goth"

Original Song Title:

"Fabulous"

Original Performer:

Ashley Tisdale

Parody Song Title:

"Everything Goth"

Parody Written by:

Rachel

The Lyrics

This song is sung from the point of view of Sharpay's bloodthirsty cousin, Sithia.
It's out with the light
And in with the dark
Good-bye little kids
Hello, new black start

A dip in the swamp
A trip to the cave
And days in my casket
the whole world according to goth

Goth?
Goth. Hit It!

Spiders imported from China
Bats imported from caves
Mummies imported from Egypt
And warm blood imported by slaves

Please don't send me the Black Plague!

Off with his leg! (goth girl bites slave's leg, slave screams)

I want everything goth
That is my simple request
I want everything goth
Mosquitos, leeches, and pests
I need a little frightening to help me get along
I need a little goth; c'mon, is that so wrong?

Fetch me my ruby amulet
Where is my black hooded cloak?
I need my protective bracelet
And then I can swim in the moat

I've got goosebumps like never before!

I want more!

She wants everything goth
That is her simple request
She wants everything goth
Mosquitos, leeches, and pests
She needs a little frightening to help her get along
She needs a little goth; c'mon, is that so wrong?

Frightening swamp
Frightening calls
Frightening plants
And even frightening dolls
Frightening fashion
Frightening rings
She's gotta have scary everything

Nothing cute or sweet
Everything's got to be scary
For me

She wants everything goth
That is her simple request
She wants everything goth
Mosquitos, leeches, and pests
She needs a little frightening to help her get along
She needs a little goth; c'mon, is that so wrong?

This won't do
That's a bore
That's insulting
I need more
I need I need
I need I need
I need I need...

I need everything goth
She wants everything goth
Bring me everything goth

Frightening eyes and that devilish smile

I like what I see
I like it a lot
Is this absolutely goth?

Everything goth

Everything goth

Absolutely...(Sharpay enters)
NOT!

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