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Song Parodies -> "Absolute Grinchiness"

Original Song Title:

"Fabulous"

Original Performer:

Ashley Tinsdale

Parody Song Title:

"Absolute Grinchiness"

Parody Written by:

Grinchyone

The Lyrics

Intro:
(Scene: A summer resort)
The Grinch (Jim Carrey): Hello, i'm The Grinch. Here to crash another movie in the style of those two men from Wedding Crashers. I've decided to ruin the High School Musical franchise for everyone. What have I done to those stupid kids you ask? Take a look for yourself!
(The HSM Kids are all tied, bound and gagged and are dangling over a volcano)

Grinch:
It's xmas in Whovile
The time I despise
Because I am the grinch
I've got green fur and yellow eyes.

I play tricks and pranks
I'm mean and green.
I'm worse than Tom Hanks.
Because i'm a grinch, that's what I am.

I'm a mean one
Yes that's true.

Presents stolen from Whovile
Trees taken from there too
Spoiling christmas give me glee.
And Christmas is ruined by me.
(Chomps on a glass bottle)

Me:
He's gonna ruin christmas for you.

Grinch:
So...Whovile...beware!

[Chorus]
Grinch:
I ooze absolute Grinchniness
That is my very finese.
Absolute grinchiness.
It's the thing I do best
I love to ruin your fun.
And I'm rarely seen in the sun.
I love ruining Christmas
Is Grinchiness wrong? I think not!

Grinch:
I'm covered in fur that's coloured green
I'm sneaky, crafty, clever and mean.
My teeth are infested with bugs.
So don't you dare give me hugs.

Me and the grinchettes:
He'll ruin xmas like never behave.

Grinch:
Because i'm....the grinch!

[Chorus]
Me and the Grinchettes:
He oozes absolute grinchiness.
That is his very finese.
Absolute grinchiness.
It's the thing he does best
He loves to ruin your fun,
he's rarely seen in the sun.
He loves ruining your christmas!

Is Grinchiness wrong? We think not!

Me and the grinchettes:
He's got green fur
And yellow eyes (Grinch: I'm adept at lies)
He's very crafty and smart
He makes grinchiness an art.
Grinchiness is his speciality (Grinch- that's true)
He's a master of it (Grinch- You bet I am!)
He's very grinchy at everything!

Both-
Nothing left in the town of Whoville
Because it's all been taken by our grinchy green friend
Grinch:
That's me!

[Chorus]
Me and the grinchettes:
He's got green fur
And yellow eyes (Grinch: I'm adept at lies)
He's very crafty and smart
He makes grinchiness an art.
Grinchiness is his speciality (Grinch- that's true)
He's a master of it (Grinch- You bet I am!)
He's very grinchy at everything!

Grinch:
There's No more gifts
There's No more xmas.
Ther'es No more songs.
There's No more tree.
I ooze, I ooze,
I ooze, I ooze,
I ooze, I ooze
I ooze grinchiness (hold "grinchiness")
I ooze grinchiness
I ooze grinchiness (he's green and furry, grinchiness incarnate).

Me and the grinchettes:
Those yellow eyes and that termite infested smile.

Grinch:
Oh, I like what i've done.
I like it a lot.
Because being a grinch.
I ooze absolute grinchiness.

Me:
Grinchiness

Grinchettes-
Grinchiness..

Grinch:
Absolutely... grinchy!


Visit my website at www.Grinched.com

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littleWHOcakes - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir , . . .despite that fact that I do dislike Grinches and anything DrSeuss . . . I guess I'm unique in that sense.

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