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Song Parodies -> "I'm in Pieces (That's Me)"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simspon

Parody Song Title:

"I'm in Pieces (That's Me)"

Parody Written by:

Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs

The Lyrics

On a Monday, I am drowsy,
Tuesday, I feel lousy,
And by Wednesday, I'm burned out.
The alarm rings, I hit "snooze".
Back into bed—What's there to lose?
At 5:30 I will sprout.

I fall into my bed so fast.
When the time comes to wake up,
My fatigue lasts.

CHORUS:
Ohhhhh!
It seems like I can never rest my head for very long.
A life like this is wrong!
Ohhhhh!
It's as if I have more to do at home than I do at work.
I feel like a jerk!
I'm in pieces, pieces, pieces—that's me!

I am groggy, sleepy,
I get restless, and it's creepy.
It's a slow start every day.
After breakfast, the face wash
And the hair groom and the toothbrush
Then in bed I want to stay!

Fall into my bed so fast,
Then 6:45 is here—
I move my ass!

CHORUS:
Ohhhhh!
It seems like I can never rest my head for very long.
A life like this is wrong!
Ohhhhh!
It's as if I have more to do at home than I do at work.
I feel like a jerk!
I'm in pieces, pieces, pieces—that's me!


Why can't I have a good properly balanced day?
I've got too much to do
At home and not enough at work.
I hope things change and go my way...yeah!

On a Monday, I am drowsy
And by Tuesday, I feel lousy.
Come on, weekend,
So I can sleep!

CHORUS:
Ohhhhh!
It seems like I can never rest my head for very long.
A life like this is wrong!
Ohhhhh!
It's as if I have more to do at home than I do at work.
I feel like a jerk!
Ohhhhh!
I wish I could quit work!
Ohhhhh!
Find yourself a new clerk!
I'm in pieces, pieces, pieces—that's me!
I'm in pieces, pieces, pieces—that's me!

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Spelling cop - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You misspelled Simpson. tisk tisk...

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