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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Knowledge"

Original Song Title:

"I Love College"

Original Performer:

Asher Roth

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Knowledge"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

I love college? No, I despise it actually. I hate thinking, I hate learning, and I hate knowledge
I’m dumb right now
I, I stutter
If you hate to think
Please put your text books in the air

See I don’t think right, my brain is lazy
Yeah I am stupid
You try to teach me, Ill just stare at you, with a dumb expression
Go to school, then go to sleep
Playboy magazine is all I read
I’m Dee Dee Dee, I’m ignorant
But life’s just easier without thinkin

I don’t need knowledge to live my life
I’m gonna be a pornstar, so Ill be alright
I’m thirty Thursday and I have no life
I just stay up and play Call of Duty all night
Yeah, my life sucks
But still I’m tough
My brains unstable
I don’t speak good
I am illiterate, I cannot read
I st-st-stutter, and I have ADD (hey a bird)
Don’t know math, I cannot add
Don’t know what 2+2 is
But I can steal your girlfriend
So what I am retarded, I need hooked on phonics
I cant even rhyme good, I like chocolate milk (chocolate?)

Man I hate knowledge
I hate thinkin
I hate learnin
I hate knowledge

I cant tell you what I learned from school
But I can sell you a PS2 (you want one?)
Um, no I never watched Schoolhouse Rock
Or Barney, or out of the box
Or any show that would help me in the long run
Cause Id rather just relax and watch Pokémon
When others read, I just stretched and yawned
Feel asleep and dreamed of the teacher in a thong
Sang some dumb songs
Don’t know what you got til its gone
I never had knowledge, so I don’t miss it none
Best thing I ever tasted, the glue I use to paste and
I swear I loved all 5 years of 2nd grade and


Now if everybody would please
Put their text books as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me





I don’t think right
Man I hate knowledge
I hate it
I don’t think right
Iight everybody, I’m out like a fat kid in dodgeball

[Chorus In Background]

I mean, I’m serious
I hate learning of any kind
I’m like Fantasia, I cant read
I’m just retarded, like Kanye West’s haircut
For real
Haha, I hate knowledge man
Its stupid... why do I need it?

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Alex - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
aww man, i was just thinkin about doin something like this. but great job! better than i couldve done, probably :) two thumbs wayy up.

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