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Song Parodies -> "Fry Haddock"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Havoc"

Original Performer:

Ashbury Heights

Parody Song Title:

"Fry Haddock"

Parody Written by:

Wreckage Bitch

The Lyrics

For the record...I don't smoke weird stuff. ;)
I can't go on like this,
Putting up with the munchies,
Smoked some weird stuff tonight,
I’ve been high as a kite,
Now I just need a bite,
There’s a chippy in sight.

Make the fat sizzle,
And cook 'till it’s done girl,
Shake on the sea salt.

Don’t fancy kebab meat,
Just fish at this moment,
I’ll savour the greases.

I was crying for food,
Now it’s past half past three,
So fry haddock baby,
I want my late night tea,

I was dying for food,
Now it’s past half past three,
So fry haddock baby,
I need some food you see.

I want some fried fish,
Last kebab made me sick,
Salad tasted old,
Probably growing some mould,
Shouldn’t have been sold,
'Cause the meat was too cold.

Make the fat sizzle,
And cook 'till it’s done girl,
Shake on the sea salt.

Don’t fancy kebab meat,
Just fish at this moment,
I’ll savour the greases.

I was crying for food,
Now it’s past half past three,
So fry haddock baby,
I want my late night tea.

I was dying for food,
Now it’s past half past three,
So fry haddock baby,
I need some food you see.

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